Dominic Collis

Dad, journalist, quizzer, raconteur. Views my own.

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@Mobyhaque1 Never mind Naby to an extent, Naby full stop. But yes, agree.

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@bushontheradio Chippy tea with Mr T

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@bushontheradio Joop!

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@Mobyhaque1 Option 1, but Wharton for Camara.

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@dressingroomaa Completely disrespectful. Made themselves look like complete morons.

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@JuliaHB1 David Cameron says 'hi'

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@SliceofSport But can she do it on a wet Tuesday in Stoke?

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@GameOnSwagOn Is that Ronaldo?

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@bushontheradio Corfe Castle Model Village, depicting as it was in 1646. Stupendous!

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@bushontheradio Public flogging for anyone posting a social media video of themselves beginning with the line: "So I just wanted to jump on..."

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@bushontheradio A literal rap on the knuckles for anyone writing 'of' instead of 'have'.

[When Football Was Better @FootballInT80s]

24/04/1982:

“Old football was crap”

“The standard was poor”

“All long balls, no skill”

Mick Channon’s goal for Southampton vs Liverpool in 1982 disproves all of the above and more.

You won’t see a better team goal.

Pep who?

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@bushontheradio KPop Semen Hunters is my current favourite.

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The Bulge Over the River Kwai #ASongOrMovieForSynonymsForBig

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@bushontheradio KPop Semen Hunters

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@bushontheradio The Tripods...

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@bushontheradio Silas Marner. Excruciatingly boring.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Palm oil is in approximately 40% of packaged supermarket products.

It is in your bread. Your biscuits. Your chocolate. Your margarine. Your plant-based burger. Your vegan cheese. Your "sustainable" soap. Your shampoo. Your lipstick.

The primary growing region is Borneo and Sumatra. The primary land use change in those regions over the last 30 years is rainforest to palm plantation.

The Bornean orangutan is critically endangered. The Sumatran tiger is critically endangered. The pygmy elephant of Borneo is endangered.

None of these animals are endangered because of cattle grazing in Yorkshire.

They are endangered because of the ingredient list on the back of your dairy-free butter.

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GOAL! Axel Tuanzebe equalises for the Clarets after a cross from Kyle Walker in added time #twitterclarets

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GOAL! Centre-back Van de Ven with a deserved goal for the away side after a spell of sustained pressure.