Average NYCer

Lover of commas, the ellipsis, ampersands, and other punctuation

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@Bloomingdales You misspelled something in your online ad for towels. It’s spelled “LOYALISTS,” not “LOYALLISTS.” You need a new copywriter— and I just so happen to be one. wery gud at that! #spellingmatters #copywriting #copywriter #advertising #towels

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

Dude has a mullet? That’s a luxury brand, innit?

[New York Post @nypost]

Woman whose MAGA hat meltdown, subway wipeout went viral is an ‘extremely liberal’ luxury-brand specialist https://t.co/XF7IShPZS4

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

ChatGPT showing ChatCCP what it is. 🇨🇳

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@AyeHighApp As someone who loves playing with words, and is flexible with language, I’d like to say that “How’d” isn’t correct b/c it’s contracting “How” & “did,” which is the past tense, and what you’re trying to say in your example, is current tense.

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@AyeHighApp HNY. Is https://t.co/Qy3G49e1MZ free? I know you need to pay the bills, but can I get a resume-rewrite for free, and then decide if I want to get onboard?

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@DonaldJTrumpJr @elonmusk @DonaldJTrumpJr Get off @elonmusk dick.

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@front_ukrainian Absolutely yes.

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@elonmusk @elonmusk I think you need an in-house copywriter. Where do I sign-up?

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@Marlon_Hdez1974 @RT_com @RT_America @RT_America What should we think here? Help us out with some clear, honest answers, per usual

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@elonmusk @elonmusk What about helping the too, too many non-violent felons in America? Even if we’ve never done time, we’ve paid our debt to society. We can’t vote, but we sure can pay taxes, right? Exactly 30 years ago, I was caught w/ 1 pound of weed. Felony for life.

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@Conservadormad1 @LulaOficial hahaha! Love it

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@edineves @LulaOficial Mentira means “liar” right?

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@Estadao @edineves @EstadaoEconomia Is Lula drunk here? Out of 24 hrs in any given day, how many do you think Lula is buzzed? I’ve heard a minimum is 14 hours. And that’s just on a Monday.

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@whitefurrydog1 @RT_America @RT_com Good one!

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@RT_America Note to RT Editor or agent-in-charge: this particular def. reads like a non-native speaker wrote it. The use of “it” (ie “…it seems they don’t fully understand”), while technically, that word can be used, it’s awkward, and a native spkr/writer probably wouldn’t opt for it.

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@RT_com @RT_America Curious: what % of RT has a USA passport? Ave # of passports? Does every RT hava a Russia passport? (But ever RT can get one in under a week? Two?) No drugs, but the RT vices must be FREAKY. Bondage, occasional BBC, RT woman known for anal needs, & lotsa trans-curious there

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@RT_com @RT_America A guess: most of RT lives in Brklyn. RT’s lingo is too hip to be from foreigners. Guess: the average RT has at least 5 tatts, while most are heavily inked. & def: a lot of staff fvcking & “dating.” Must be crazy to want to hate yet love your opp.
#InsideRT

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@RT_com @RT_America Legit Question: What does the average RT writer bot earn per article? Do you WFH? Is leadership Gen X and Boomers, but “writers” Gen Z or some Mills? And “writers” don’t pitch stories, right? The agenda/plan is e’d every week or month? #InsideRT

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@RT_America “RT means #REalTalk. News to me. Thought it means #RussiaTumor #RussiaTrauma #RelentlessThreats #ReimaginingTurkey #RealTrauma #RuinedTherapy #RoughTimes #RogueTerrorists #RevisedTruth

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@QudsNen Thx Quds. It IS important to remember ALL of the lives lost because on Oct. 7, 2023, Hellmas started this war, knowing there would be HUGE civilian losses. Today, let’s remember the children- Arab and Jews- who have died.
Let us be grateful the total # is not 150,000

[Average NYCer @dominando19]

@IAPonomarenko It’s always a good day when Poo Teen has a bad one