Rob H

Noted volcano expert. I wouldn't describe myself as buoyant. My collarbones could snap at literally any moment.

[Rob H @dominicanrob]

Taylor Swift has grown far too powerful and we're all to blame.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

This guy sucks. He literally misses every kick.

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

This is what an aurora looks like in real time.

📽: Matt Robinson

[Fantasy Gazette @FantasyGazette_]

Zach Wilson on his first snap as the Jets starting QB this Sunday

[Rob H @dominicanrob]

@employeenmbr12 Feels like about time for chatgpt to write a sequel.

[Rob H @dominicanrob]

@employeenmbr12 Sometimes I forget you went to both schools.

[Rob H @dominicanrob]

@employeenmbr12 @LiftingCoug Amazing moment in sports.

[Rob H @dominicanrob]

GO KNIGHTS!!

[Rob H @dominicanrob]

Potty training a strong willed toddler requires an almost inhuman level of emotional gymnastics. I’ve never faced such high levels of internal frustration while having to display such outward positivity. Major props to the literal billions of parents that have done it.

[Rob H @dominicanrob]

@employeenmbr12 I’ve actually still liked season 3. To each their own.

[Rob H @dominicanrob]

The worst part of the WBC final was being an Angels fan, watching the epic Trout v Ohtani showdown, and knowing the MLB team that has BOTH of them still isn’t going to make the playoffs this year.

[Rob H @dominicanrob]

@tacobell Bring back double decker tacos.

[Rob H @dominicanrob]

Maybe it’s time to reconsider some of my beverage habits when my 2 year old starts offering imaginary Mountain Dew to her stuffed animals.

[Rob H @dominicanrob]

Chiccoletta is a menace and a danger to Adventure Bay society.

[Rob H @dominicanrob]

@employeenmbr12 I have a vivid memory of asking my parents that same question when I was very young.

[Rob H @dominicanrob]

This exact scene but Beast can’t stop himself from completely devouring the bird in front of Belle and she is horrified.

[Rob H @dominicanrob]

Imagine if Bruce Wayne decided to use his wealth and resources to fight crime not by building himself a batsuit, but by training an elite team of literal dogs and giving each of THEM a high tech suit & vehicle. Now realize that show already exists, and it’s @pawpatrol.

[Rob H @dominicanrob]

Despite the simple genius of the original, I find the plot to “Homeward Bound 2: Lost in San Francisco” to be a little far fetched.

[Rob H @dominicanrob]

I never cared about daylight savings until I had a 1 year old child.

[Rob H @dominicanrob]

Let’s be honest. If @elonmusk and @JeffBezos decided to work together and secretly build a death ray that could blow up the moon, they could probably make that happen.

[Rob H @dominicanrob]

@tacobell bring back double decker tacos you cowards