monica

all friends depicted are loved until proven icky

[monica @domplerpilled]

I could be one of the most positive things in your life, man.
I'm a good friend.
I'm one of the best friends you can have.

[andalucía @ondachamana]

Mi teoría conspirativa preferida es que vendrán tiempos mejores

[monica @domplerpilled]

@mysillycomics I have beautiful news for you

[monica @domplerpilled]

@SwagPogGamer Now that: I understand
I'm mostly concerned about people in the quotes cussing and yelling that they aren't getting a 1068th free 8 minute long hand made cartoon or that they haven't found a fiscally feasible way to ship niche fan merch out of the country when we're In A War

[monica @domplerpilled]

People complaining about this like they didn't make cartoons for free with almost no advertising for 20+ years in addition to helping shape some of the best tv animation we ever got. Legally we should be aloud to cook and eat you

[Strong Bad @StrongBadActual]

Enter YOUR flirty thirties with the 30th Anniversary Pin and up to 30% off sale at @Fangamer!
https://t.co/lsgALgIPwx

[monica @domplerpilled]

*cooks and eats u*

[Me & Who? @tagyourwho]

can i come over and do this

[BrennanThePaleoDude @Brennan_Martens]

Probably the smallest fish fossil ever.

[𐙚 ris .. @internwtangel]

#smilingfriends 🌤

[monica @domplerpilled]

@nixonbubble Yeah I'm probably being very cranky bc those two are like Daddys to me and frankly the 30th merch is very nice but I'm sorry for being cranky but I will continue

[monica @domplerpilled]

"Jesus hasn't died on the cross for us in like 2000 years" that's what you sound like

[monica @domplerpilled]

Name a post more influential than NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE that's right you can't

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National I Love You Day.

[monica @domplerpilled]

@keelyclove Had this and it was ok
If you want to be confused by a flavor you're better off just having cucumber lime Gatorade on its own

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

I gago bafroom

[evil unicorn from adopt me @JokeAboutDrawin]

es muy importante recordar que meatwad tiene paracaídas de las chicas superpoderosas

[99% Johnny Graz @jvgraz]

Rich, white, Jewish woman tries to take down a passenger plane? Goes to the hospital for evaluation.

Poor, brown, Muslim man tries the same thing? Probably killed, definitely incarcerated, almost certainly used as an excuse to bomb some more poor people.