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master of disaster

[Earl gay @domthomp96]

@LysergicLizards I told you to shave your legs over the toilet!🙄 #smh

[Earl gay @domthomp96]

@Judith_Ormerod they don't deserve pancakes– they haven't laid an egg in 2 weeks😂🍳

[Earl gay @domthomp96]

@moll_brewer I know! To be fair I made it back from work for the latter part of the voting stage x

[Earl gay @domthomp96]

The whole Romantic period of English Literature makes me wanna eat my own vomit😷

[Earl gay @domthomp96]

@moll_brewer my obsession with it just hasn't been the same since high school😢, I don't even watch it anymore😯

[Earl gay @domthomp96]

Favourite part of Wankaster Uni has to be

[Earl gay @domthomp96]

There was this uber cute couple on my train and it kind of made me wanna get back into that sort of shit, then I thought nah

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@JohnYates1997 wish I could do that but nobody from my group's turned up so if I don't stay, we fail😂😭

[Earl gay @domthomp96]

Pls tell me other people plan about 18374729 ways of escaping their lecture theatres mid-session

[Earl gay @domthomp96]

@crabbiemay aw I'm glad❤️ But you should just be thankful you're not in a room with me right now😂

[Earl gay @domthomp96]

My farts smell like something crawled up inside me, gave birth and died alongside its babies😷🌪

[Earl gay @domthomp96]

Surprised my phone screen hasn't burnt off from the amount of fag ash that's landed on it

[Earl gay @domthomp96]

There's going to be an 'Absolutely Fabulous' movie and I am so absofuckinglutely okay with that😍😍😍

[Earl gay @domthomp96]

That moment of terror when you choke on a skittle and think you're gonna die is what I feel every time I log into my online banking

[Earl gay @domthomp96]

@Parklifefest ticket bought, I'm feeling a gurdddd summer coming on

[Earl gay @domthomp96]

@TheFunnyVine @Judith_Ormerod @handforth_D

[Earl gay @domthomp96]

@alexjxmes fuck THAT

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Tbh it even annoys me how I always manage to scrape by in life

[Earl gay @domthomp96]

Whenever I'm on @VirginTrains I feel like I'm on my way to the Capitol in the Hunger Games bc they're so quick🚄