The @Razor5Hole found himself in the middle of a comparative idiom intersection. Nowhere to turn. The pause is his Rolodex of options. Brain speeding through choices like cars running red lights. Sirens sounding. And he chose....perfection.
Texas State Fans Rushing The Field And Drinking SMU's Stadium Completely Out Of Beer Is How Every Bowl Game Should Be Celebrated https://t.co/p0SaEGI4pv