Los

*brrrr*

[Los @don__slime]

@Cobratate I suck dick so fucking good bro

[Los @don__slime]

@SebasJager

[Los @don__slime]

having older siblings and going back to listen to the music they listened to/you grew up on is so funny cus like one brother was a fucking sad boy and the other was just getting high as fuck

[Los @don__slime]

to start dating, then getting not only engaged but MARRIED all in under a year is fucking wild to me

[Los @don__slime]

you look dumb ass fuck with your unitards and helmets on while you grocery shop too. gotta let everybody know you ride a fucking bike while you smell like dirty asshole and I can see your soft little cock and balls through your bottoms

[Los @don__slime]

if you are GOING TO RIDE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BIKE ON THE ROAD THEN FOLLOW THE FUCKING RULES OF TRAFFIC. I’ve stopped feeling sad about bikers who’ve been hit. Your dumbass was probably running a fuckin red light you dumb fucking idiots

[Los @don__slime]

a constant state of despair to me is a Subaru Outback to a lesbian … I’m always in one

[Los @don__slime]

@Chefboyareed it has to be a bit

[Los @don__slime]

hope you’re enjoying work today you dumbass british

[Los @don__slime]

have you ever boinked one of ur mates just to make sure ur not gay

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I will do a lie detector test on camera in 30mins.

What questions should they ask me?

[Los @don__slime]

Jesus fucking Christ

[Sonya Melvin @sonyamellvin]

5 years ago today I witnessed one of the hardest fits of all time

[Los @don__slime]

running an old row or barstool college twitter gotta be the biggest pussy deflector

[Los @don__slime]

wild how literally anybody else who made an “accounting” error like this would face 30 years lmao

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: 'Accounting error' provides extra $6.2 BILLION for Ukraine, Pentagon says

[Los @don__slime]

@Cansu8068891761 shutup

[Los @don__slime]

can’t even tell homeless people you don’t have any cash these motherfuckers got Cashapp and Venmo now

[Los @don__slime]

@ianmiles Shut up Brian peppers

[Los @don__slime]

@TalkinBaseball_ okay….it’s a sprain? All the fat round that wrist must have softened the blow

[Los @don__slime]

This is fucking killing me

[Los @don__slime]

anybody who’s watching the idol should be put in a watch list y’all horny af

[Los @don__slime]

The context makes it even worse hahahahahahahaha

[ProphetX Hoops @ProphetX_Hoops]

Nobody showed up to the Nuggets championship parade 😭
https://t.co/R1YLzILMr3