Dixon Uranus

garlic goblin/rarely bangs a toaster

[Dixon Uranus @don_keydicc]

@kaeruZangyo Dearest frog, I cannot express the joy I felt watching the fireworks display put on by Japan in honor of th USA's 250th Independence Day. I'm interested in celebrating some Japanese cultural or civic holidays as a result. What should I do for the summer festival?

[Dixon Uranus @don_keydicc]

@Oilfield_Rando

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

My Charlie Kirk assassination conspiracy theory is that a dysgenic freak who had gay sex with another dysgenic freak killed Charlie Kirk because Charlie Kirk made him feel shame over being a dysgenic freak who had gay sex with another dysgenic freak.

[Dixon Uranus @don_keydicc]

@SirajAHashmi

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

It’s telling that people are angry that an American President helped an American team. The left is so used to our leaders putting other countries first they can’t fathom it.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

You cannot compromise with people who will root for another country simply because they lost an election

[Dixon Uranus @don_keydicc]

@thecyrusjanssen @joe03454186 Sooooo who is "we"?

[Bookshelf Q. Battler @bookshelfbattle]

@DrunkRepub There are no republicans who ever stopped celebrating 4th of July because a democrat was president.

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

Hang in there, sweetheart.

[Dixon Uranus @don_keydicc]

@jasonwhitlock Shut the fuck up. He plays and represents the USA. That alone makes him more American than many home grown assholes.

[Dixon Uranus @don_keydicc]

@MatthewCappucci Fuck yeah! What an awesome nation!

[Dave Landau @LandauDave]

A night of 4th of July fireworks can be stressful. Act Completely Normal: Liberals look to you for cues. By ignoring the previous night's events and acting entirely as you normally do, you signal that there is nothing to fear.
Provide a Sanctuary: Keep their crate open, or set up a quiet, familiar room away from windows where they can retreat and scream about nothing.
Encourage Chewing: Give them a durable chew toy or a treat-stuffed puzzle (like a KONG Classic Liberal Toy). Chewing provides a proven physical outlet for pent-up anxiety and naturally releases calming neurotransmitters.

[Dixon Uranus @don_keydicc]

@Jvnior Voluntary vs. Compulsory. Hope that helps.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

I LOVE AMERICA

HAPPY 250 🇺🇸🦅

IN JUST 250 YEARS AMERICA BECAME THE GREATEST AND MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD

AMERICA GREATNESS FOREVER.

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

@MichaelShurkin

[Dixon Uranus @don_keydicc]

Fuck you. You "dealt" with the victim, who'd just been thrown to the ground and sucker punched. I suppose he's lucky he hadn't been stabbed, or these cunts would've let him bleed out on the street.

[Birmingham Police @BrumPolice]

We are aware of footage showing the arrest of a man after a disorder on Broad Street at 1.30am on 21 June.

Officers found a group of men fighting. As the incident was dealt with, an officer was punched.

One man was arrested and charged with assaulting a police officer.

[Dixon Uranus @don_keydicc]

This Independence Day, be the American Japan thinks you are

[Bo French @bofrench]

My politics are whatever removes these third worlders from America.

[Libs Hate Us @LibsHateUs]

@NYCMayor Mass deportations lowers energy demand.