Da G Da Don Da Masterpiece

I’m here to say what we’ve all been thinking.

[Andrea @DreaNicole_]

I say this all the time, go tell that bullshit to someone else. You did that to try to catch you one sista 😭

[kd @kdlovrr]

it could be worse i could be white

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Hey Walmart, don’t get all pissed at me if I forget to scan something.

You literally gave me no training before making me a cashier…

[Trizzy @teto_0207]

united states of chicago

[🔱B R I T T A N Y🔱 @TheeStonedBaker]

I just made a post about this on facebook 😭 Bitch you in a robe, slippers, and a bonnet outside at night in Chicago! Mfs probably recorded you cuz they thought yo ass was a CLUCK!🥴 That’s cluck behavior you the only weirdo here! 😂😂

[Cantankerous Steve 🚨 @SteveO_Capalot]

If u seen how Riverdale looks you'd realize just how insane this is

[Da G Da Don Da Masterpiece @don_masterpiece]

@wanderinsouI I’m sorry but do you not hate annoying ppl???

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Kids will get you locked up.

A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle.

So of course, they did their investigation.

Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.

[eliz @eliza___v]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[☔ @Whotfismick]

life if we invented a day between Saturday & Sunday

[Da G Da Don Da Masterpiece @don_masterpiece]

Like h0e don’t make me call AZEALIA

[sucka @suckaworld]

…. okay girl

[Khalil @SleezeMaraj]

Time to bang wit the men like it’s 2013 #SEATED

[insizwa nsi @AdvKindness]

This is what your wedding day will look like if you keep that nonchalant man, sista.

[𝒯𝒶𝓎 @VividXVital]

“Jay z take off that fucking LACE FRONT” might be the funniest tweet ever sorry

[Safiq 🎙️ Sah•feek @ItsBankhead_]

No shade the kids be too grown these days they need to get back to this

[Dij 🌸 @dijyasmine]

Drunk, thirsty, irritating & wearing a matching outfit with a nigga that is not his twin. Yuck.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

"I'm going to take advantage of the afternoon to organize my wardrobe"

I folded two blouses:

[❦ @fentyheffa]

i understand why white people don't play about this show it's hilarious