Don_SWAE

Blunt, Bold, and unapologetically ME. The fuck you gon do wit it? 😈

[Don_SWAE @don_swae]

@iammskye1 The scream I just scrumt!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Don_SWAE @don_swae]

@glizzygutss Depends on the circumstances. That's a pretty situational act. Been on both ends of that situation before and the variable of "why" could be for selfish reasons or extreme consideration.

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@slurpiniht And im quick to do that ...

[Don_SWAE @don_swae]

If I be otp with you while I'm supposed to be sleep, and you know how me and the Sandman stay beefing -- you better NOT take that shit for granted ... especially since I HATE being otp. 💯

[Don_SWAE @don_swae]

I never leave the house unless I look like money ... TODAY, I'm spare change ... in ROUBLES. #StillGotHolleredAt #StillGotApproachedForGodlyConvos #DoingSomethingRight

[Don_SWAE @don_swae]

I'm so damn tired of these heauxs ... And the profile CLEARLY states don't HMU bout sex ... 😒 #ThisShitHappensDaily

[Don_SWAE @don_swae]

When the str8 homie at work keeps walkin up talkin that 😈 💩 ... Sir, you not tall enough to ride this ride ... 🤣☠️💯

[Don_SWAE @don_swae]

Took my nephew to get his hair cut today ... And he pulled the cute new barber's number right in front of me. So ... I just FIXED his line up and facial hair and he asked "Why didn't you line me up in the 1st place?" / "So you can get his digits." #ProudUncle

[Don_SWAE @don_swae]

A year and a half ago ... I made a mistake ... and all I want for Christmas is for someone to put these hoes TF back in. Feeling like a #DisabledAvatar #BaldHeaddedDemon

[Don_SWAE @don_swae]

Thoroughly convinced that MFs is really lost these days ... Be nice and caring and they don't see you -- but when you mean AF wit a attitude, those same MFs can't go a day w/o you. #GetDaFukOnSomewhere #ConfusedAsses

[Don_SWAE @don_swae]

@BigBootyAzzRudy IKYFL 😳😲😵 That's brain damage and attempted murda ...

[Don_SWAE @don_swae]

DAILY ADULTING: Waking up to smoke, pay bills, hennify your coffee, make 2 obligations and (mentally) cry somwhere in between -- all before 9AM, just to play the ClassClown/Counsellor/Consultant/Caregiver/Chauffeur role ... #ThisWasntMyFlexYear #Nexxxt #2023WhatYouGotFaMe???

[Don_SWAE @don_swae]

If I send you this 🎭🔥 , you two-faced as hell.

[Don_SWAE @don_swae]

If I send you this ⛽️, you too damn much ... 😒

[Don_SWAE @don_swae]

In those moments you truly desire solitude ... you get people all on your face. I love my fam, but damn ... I just need some me-time right now ... 😒💯

[Don_SWAE @don_swae]

Anyone else ever feel compelled to snatch a grown MF up and give them shaken baby syndrome??? Common sense ain't so common. 🤷🏿‍♂️

[Don_SWAE @don_swae]

What's the point of getting in a relationship with someone with trust issues if your intentions are to play games? #SingleAndUnphased

[Don_SWAE @don_swae]

Christmas list ... period't 👅🍑💯🤣

[Don_SWAE @don_swae]

When the news broadcasts a homicide at your job and all the exes hit you up the same day ... (Y'all checkin' on the ❤ or the 🍆🤷🏿‍♂️🤣 -- We BOTH fine btw 🤣☠💯)