Businge Donald Junior

[albert_not einstein @tukassr]

If you aren’t happy that your siblings are in better conditions check your heart😹because it’s wicked

[Sudi @Utd__Sudi]

Bruno is going to be competing with bums like Wirtz, Cherki and Odegard🤣 We are walking this League

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Baleba to Manchester United over

I don’t think we are winning the League guys 💔

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

sancho the streets will forget you, a truly believable player ❤️

[SHIMATSATSA 🧚🏾‍♀️ 🎀 @Boity_tshivhase]

Bathong this child?😭😭

[TopDawg TRX @lloyd_petr]

Shawty made me smile too much, the flesh on my face started hurting.
The last time I said "My cheeks hurt" my boys cooked me in the group chat for a week straight.

[Truly Jackson @ShemahJackson]

Gwe @IanNdamwesiga, I am here at Banda Stage Mityana and these guys are saying that there is a car called Remozine which is very long, to an extent that it has two drivers and two steering(s) one at the front and another one in the middle.
How true is that?

[josh. @_emmanueljoshua]

I think we have to collectively revise the wedding vows and add "I promise to not embarrass you on the Internet" to it from now on.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Jennifer Lopez retires from the game after 10 G/A

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

Cunha and Mbeumo on their way to pick up Sesko from the Airport.

[Genius @IanNdamwesiga]

You know how onions make a person cry when cutting them.

Now, there is a certain type of Irish oba from Isingiro oba Buhweju, one of those two districts (I’m not sure). When you cut them, you just start laughing 😅😅😅😅

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

Teaching your own babe how to drive is the most frustrating thing ever.

You were driving us into a trailer and you’re asking me why my voice was high?

[Genius @IanNdamwesiga]

Our friend at Lumumba ate 200 shs off tuition money ( 2 pieces of cassava) at the Lumumba canteen.

The man looked for 200 shs to top up and pay tuition and he failed to get. He ended up taking a dead year and we nicknamed him ‘Soo Bbili’ meaning 200 shs

Tuition money is cursed

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Sell Garnacho & Sancho fast, I don't want to see them in that swimming pool.

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

I'm on it

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Welcome to Carrington.

[ᜰ @societyhatesjay]

😂😂😂

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

��� More than 6️⃣0️⃣,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ tickets have been sold for our final pre-season match of the summer 🏟️

Secure your seat for what's set to be an unmissable occasion 👀👇