TheRealDonaldDrunk

Cognitively impaired and President Elect of the United States #MakeAmericaDrinkAgain one tweet at a time

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

Very proud of my daughter, Ivanka, for joining me at the White House. She has a great ass, I mean, assets. It's going to be great, folks!

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

Do these Tomahawk cruise missiles make my dick look big or what? Tremendous! #Syria #MakeMyDickGreatAgain

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

Another leaker! You would think it's golden shower time at this White House! #MakeAmericaDrinkAgain #leaks

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

@tusitalabruni And you're going to need a lot of whiskey to function around hear.

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

@tusitalabruni I really know whiskey. I have the best whiskey.

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

@tusitalabruni You can have as much whiskey as you want. In fact, it's highly encouraged.

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

@tusitalabruni We still have many positions available at WH. Must be willing to spend the work day under the influence. Are you interested?

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

Tomorrow, I will sign an executive order requiring mandatory retweets. You will retweet me because I said so. #MakeAmericaDrinkAgain

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

The lying dishonest media is out to get me and...oh...did I just get another retweet? #MakeAmericaDrinkAgain #TweeterInChief

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

I know executive orders. I write the best executive orders because I have a big brain! #MakeAmericaDrinkAgain #ExecutiveOrders

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

Every come up with some great tweets...the best tweets...when urine the shower? #MakeAmericaDrinkAgain #GoldenShowers

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

Roses are red,
Jim Beam is golden.... #MakeAmericaDrinkAgain #GoldenShowers

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

@alicia_lupercio @ParkerMolloy Yes! I'm going to Make America Great Again. You're going to love it!

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

@alicia_lupercio @ParkerMolloy We make the best nukes! You're going to love it! BUH-lieve Me!

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

Sign up to perform at my inauguration or a grab Chi-na by the pussy again. #MakeMyInaugurationGreatAgain #China

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

@wilw Burritos schmurritos. I prefer taco bowls. We make the best taco bowls at Trump Tower.

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

@goldengateblond @realDonaldTrump WRONG! I need to say more things. I say the best things and a lot of the best things!

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

@Green_Footballs @realDonaldTrump I'm going to keeping tweeting until someone signs up. That doesn't make me pathetic. It makes me smart.

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

@ParkerMolloy It's going to be a real blast, folks! Buh-Lieve me!

[TheRealDonaldDrunk @donaldisdrunk]

@ParkerMolloy The United States has good nukes. Perfect nukes! Let's #MakeAmericaGreatAgain with more nukes.