@toys_retro Me: *Slaps all four sides of the car with one hand at the same time* You can fit so little in this car. Nobody will ever ask for a ride to the airport.
@LuckyMcGee Worked at a military prison for 3 years, the uniform doesn't exempt you from the laws. Regardless of what you're doing in uniform you still abide by the law of the country you serve. The nice things is these 2 will find out what the ucmj also has to offer.
@nocontextmemes I'd just give that paper clip to one of my kids with the instructions "Don't lose this, it's important" and that would be the last time that thing is ever seen.