Donavan jorge

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

If uglyness was measured in bricks, you would be the great wall of China.

[Tamerin Pereira @_Tammy18_]

Can you tie a knot? "I cannot." "So you can knot?" "No, I cannot knot." "Not knot?" "Who's there?" "Fuck off!" .. Hahahahaha

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, But you're wearing crocs, Bye.

[Eduardo Salvador @Edzo_Nino]

Geez, you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

OMG This actually works! 1. Cover nose and mouth with tape 2. Die

[funny humour @funnyhumour]

I buy all my guns from a bloke called T-Rex..

He's a small arms dealer.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

I’m not alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s my birthday, and when it’s not my birthday.

[Xstrology @XSTROLOGY]

Once a #Virgo shuts down, it takes forever to open them up again.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

I'm no gynecologist, but I sure know a cunt when I see one.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

I'd rather be weird as fuck than be boring as hell.

[funny humour @funnyhumour]

Men have feelings too.

For example, we feel hungry.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.