Don Jones

let’s start with not lying...

[Don Jones @donbjones]

Hey @vfsglobalcare you emailed that we didn’t have all the documents in our package, then you emailed saying we didn’t and we were all set, then you sent all the docs back (all the required docs were there).

How do we fix this fast?

[Don Jones @donbjones]

@vfsglobalcare you emailed that we were missing documents, then you emailed hat your first emails were wrong and you had all of the docs, then you sent me all the docs back saying we didn’t have all the docs (we did).

How do we fix this quickly?

[Don Jones @donbjones]

@benandjerrys life is tough, Ben&Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough makes it better!

Except when there is nothing but vanilla ice cream in the pint!

We still ate it all anyway (yum!)… but this pint slipped through the QC!

[Don Jones @donbjones]

Hey @AmericanAir how do I provide proof of recovery instead of a negative test? All your info says CDC and US Gov requires negative test, but proof of recovery works too. How do I upload it?

[Don Jones @donbjones]

@AmericanAir how do I provide prof of recovery instead of a negative test? All your info says negative tests are required, CDC says proof of recovery works too. Lmk ASAP!

[Don Jones @donbjones]

@realDonaldTrump It’s the Justices you appointed sided with the majority. It’s not that you are being treated differently, it’s that you are breaking the law.

[Don Jones @donbjones]

@realDonaldTrump Both the Justices you appointed sided with the majority.

[Don Jones @donbjones]

@realDonaldTrump You can keep saying it, but that won’t make it true. We have more cases than everyone else in the world because of your failed leadership.

[Don Jones @donbjones]

@realDonaldTrump You lost. Get over it.

[Don Jones @donbjones]

@realDonaldTrump You lost. Get over it

[Don Jones @donbjones]

@KatTheHammer1 @southernwayjim @Chicago1Ray @MARINE_99ZULU @Real_TeriAnne @_EricCarr @Jamierodr14 @LVNancy @michaelbeatty3 @VFL2013 You all have NAILED it. Everyone is in on a conspiracy against you. Nicely spotted!

[Don Jones @donbjones]

@jackboxgames hey. Spent $24.99 on the original party pack. Spent an hour trying 3 of the games. Massive tech issues, full bars on WiFi then again full cell data bars. Very frustrated, product does not work, would like a refund. Pls let me know how to get one.

[Don Jones @donbjones]

@robreiner hey. Know what brings me joy during isolatation? England’s Loudest Rock Band. Let’s get #SpinalTapSunday trending!

[Don Jones @donbjones]

@realDonaldTrump yer a duster dude. Complete f-ing pheasant.

[Don Jones @donbjones]

@SouthwestAir so you cancelled my flight DEN-MDW, the website doesn’t have anything to Chicago available today, and your hold time to speak to a customer service rep is 71 minutes. Can you please help me get a refund for the flight you cancelled?

[Don Jones @donbjones]

@Delta left an iPad on my flight this AM, can you help me get it back?

Please!!!

[Don Jones @donbjones]

@BryanBuck1 @jrhd4370 @SallyMayweather With such a strong vocabulary I’m surprised you don’t know that weather and climate are different things.

[Don Jones @donbjones]

Is pondering the term “could use some prayers.” How could someone use someone else’s prayers?

[Don Jones @donbjones]

@realDonaldTrump It’s the crimes you commit. The crimes are how you get impeached.