Don

Agree or disagree with what you may read, sometimes the only goal was for you to read it.

[Don @DonC_athing]

@engineers_feed "I don't see any triangles...its just a blank page.
Aw shit! I'm colorblind!"

[Don @DonC_athing]

@sammorril "I have done a lot of blow. I'm going to do more. The Knicks are going to lose."
- Sam, if he was truthful.

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@jimmycarr "I wanted it to be consensual...so I haggled on the price a bit...and we came to an agreement."

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@SceneCloth @claudeai @Anthropic Any guesses on 4.8? I'm taking the second week of May in the betting pool. 4.7 is universally hated...even the agent will tell you that the 4.7 mods suck...and he is not happy about it.
Whatever exec signed off on the 4.7 nerf....great job! Flawless destruction of good will.

[Don @DonC_athing]

@mulaney "Look! I'm peeing my pants!!!!!"

[Don @DonC_athing]

@THR His contract with DGAF is still valid.

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@KTLA She escaped to get a haircut. Kim Kimble wasn't returning her calls.

[Don @DonC_athing]

@NavalInstitute Uh...there were no women on U.S. submarines in WWII. No blondes, no brunettes, no redheads. Just dudes who won the war so that we could live in freedom and make garbage like this movie.
They could have written the crew as elves and it would be just as accurate as this film.

[Don @DonC_athing]

@mulaney Based on this video, 10 to 1 odds that John is back in rehab after the New Orleans show. Which is fine, this is why we love him. He is totally off the rails but believes he is like Superman...if he wears glasses, no one will recognize the underlying story.
#sunglassesepisode

[Don @DonC_athing]

@mulaney Not one Florida date? Muncie Indiana yes, but anywhere in Florida, no. This can only mean one thing, John has an open arrest warrant in Florida. It likely has to do with the 2024 incident where a stripper named Coco accused John aka "Knuckles" of being the father of her child.

[Don @DonC_athing]

@churchill_alex Color-a-fied. Sort of.

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@mulaney So, what? The marketing guys wouldn't sign off on "The Cock and Balls Tour"?

[Don @DonC_athing]

@ABC24Memphis "Oh! Look at the pretty snake! Ohhh...he's so cool lookin'...I'm gunna pick him up....come here Mr. Snake, it's time for a selfie!"
CHOMP
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[Don @DonC_athing]

@THR "This script blows more than the first one, I'm not directing this garbage...I quit."
-Guy R.

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@AP He is also releasing a new fragrance...Douche, by Justin Bieber.

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@Coins_Chick @rickygervais https://t.co/ul3yWfIOG8

[Don @DonC_athing]

@MiamiHerald "So, how much have you had to drink tonight?"

"Tonight?...uh...well...a couple of beers."

[Don @DonC_athing]

@THR TIL

[Don @DonC_athing]

@rickygervais "Ok, German Shepards...there are three owners left to assign...all of them famous...so you will become a star hanging with these guys. Ok, let's see, we have James Belushi, Hitler, or Ricky Gervais, who wants to go first?"

--the sound of silence and dog urination on a floor--

[Don @DonC_athing]

@engineers_feed By that logic, one boob that is a D cup is better than two boobs that are C cups.