Don Callis Quotes

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“THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S KENNY OMEGA RIGHT THERE!”

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Wrestle Kingdom 17
2023/01/04

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“In any other era, Will Ospreay would've been the man. But sometimes, you're Scottie Pippen, not Michael Jordan.”

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Wrestle Kingdom 17
2023/01/04

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“Like a gunshot!”

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Wrestle Kingdom 17
2023/01/04

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CC “Kenny Omega said four years ago to Will, 'Hey listen kid, you gotta carry the ball now.'”

Callis “And he dropped it!”

(CC/Kelly protest)

Callis “People wouldn't even cheer for him!”

Kelly “They COULDN'T cheer, Don!”

Callis “Details!”

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Wrestle Kingdom 17
2023/01/04

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“God may cry tonight but it won't be for Kenny Omega, it'll be for Will Ospreay!”

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Wrestle Kingdom 17
2023/01/04

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“I remember the day that Kenny Omega left Japan... because it was raining like it had never rained before. And as legend has it, the reason that it was raining the day that Kenny left Japan was because God was crying.”

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Wrestle Kingdom 17 - Press Conference
2023/01/03

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Kelly “What did he just say 'Pray for me?'.”

Callis “Yeah, he said 'Pray for me.' Kenny and I go to church every Sunday, you didn't know that?”

Kelly “Oh, don't you dare.”

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G-1 Climax 27 - B Block: Day 2
2017/07/20

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Kelly “You know I'm really glad that you didn't lose your voice tonight.”

Callis “I made a hot comeback. White meat babyface.”

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G-1 Climax 27 - B Block: Day 2
2017/07/20

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Kelly “Probably a few chapters in the Urban Dictionary just dedicated to Yujiro Takahashi and his parade of ladies.”

Callis “The Pizimp in the house, yo! Fantastic! Oh, she's new.”

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DOMINION 6.11 in OSAKA-JO HALL
2017/06/11

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“WHOA, WHY CAN'T I HAVE THE SKATEBOARD-CAM JOB?!”

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DOMINION 6.11 in OSAKA-JO HALL
2017/06/11

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Kelly “It’s interesting that the professional wrestling in Japan… the counts are all in English. But when you go to Mexico…”

Callis “They’re in Mexican.”

Kelly “They— Well, Spanish…”

Callis “What?”

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NJPW Presents CMLL Fantastica Mania
2016/01/24

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Callis “What language is this?”

Kelly “That would be Spanish.”

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NJPW Presents CMLL Fantastica Mania
2016/01/24

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“For God’s sake, put the mask on. We don’t want to scare any children that might be watching!”

...

“He’s ugly! ... We saw part of his face earlier! He’s hideous. The women turning away in disgust!”

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Best of the Super Juniors XXIV A Block
2017/05/17

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“UHH, he’s so ugly without the mask!!”

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Best of the Super Juniors XXIV A Block
2017/05/17

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Callis “Well, look at that. That's beautiful.”

Kelly “Okay...”

Callis “You should commission him to do a nude of you in charcoal...

Kelly “Nobody wants to see that.”

Callis ”Need bigger paper!”

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Best of the Super Juniors XXIV A Block
2017/05/17

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“Now, do we call that the ‘Clothesline from Hell’ because he’s from Kentucky?”

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Best of the Super Juniors XXIV A Block
2017/05/18

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“He’s got his booking hat on!”

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Guilty as Charged
2000/01/09

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COMMENTARY: I can see it now. Don Callis sitting next to Kevin Kelly to call Wrestle Kingdom 16 - Ibushi vs Omega.

Literally as good as it gets.

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“He's a stooge!”

#NJPWWorld #NJPW Wrestling Dontaku 2017/05/03

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Kelly ”Who else is gonna come out and try to stop The Bucks? Downtown Bruno? Brooklyn Brawler?”

Callis ”Disco Inferno?”

Kelly ”Not that jobber.”

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Dominion 6.19 in Osaka-Jo Hall
2016/06/19