Neil Doncaster

SPFL CEO
Helping to destroy Scottish football since 2009
Trousering megabucks

Pronouns: it/its

[Neil Doncaster @doncaster_neil]

@RaithRovers Well deserved @RaithRovers. Congratulations. Mr L says he might let you stay in the division, too.

[Neil Doncaster @doncaster_neil]

I take the notion that we cannot see the sporting disadvantage to be offensive and inaccurate. Of course we see it. But Mr P and Mr L don't give two hoots. That's how we roll at the @ScottishFA and @spfl - suckers!

[Keijo Teras @keijoteras]

@ScottishFA I get the testing regime. Absolutely. What’s not right is that the sports governing bodies cannot see the sporting disadvantage in their own decisions.

[Neil Doncaster @doncaster_neil]

@JamTarts set the precedent by playing without a goalkeeper for 30 games last season. Scottish football: pushing boundaries.

[Gordy Mothersole @GMutha1972]

@ScottishFA @spfl The fact that you are making st Mirren play without a recognised goalkeeper, through no fault of their own, is a disgrace given what Aberdeen got away with. Postpone the match, it’s the only fair thing to do.

[Neil Doncaster @doncaster_neil]

@ScottishFA @spfl I used the word 'expeditiously'. I know longer words than you all. That's why Mr L lets me pretend to be in charge and you all have to watch @saintmirrenfc play @HibernianFC - fools!

[Neil Doncaster @doncaster_neil]

Oh, but we do have ideas... Lot's of them. Mr L gives me a list every morning.

[Allan cumming @Fifejambo250]

@ScottishFA @spfl you lot are clueless. Shambolic organisations with no ideas and no common sense

[Neil Doncaster @doncaster_neil]

We're not here to govern, we're here to ensure @CelticFC get to proudly represent us in the @ChampionsLeague

[Neil Doncaster @doncaster_neil]

Thanks for the suggestion about the hat, Lorraine. Will suggest it when I'm next in Mr L's esteemed presence.

[Lorraine Gronan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @lainy1877]

@ScottishFA @spfl Be honest. Are you just pulling decisions out of hat? Total farce. 3 goalies out, but you still have to play.

[Neil Doncaster @doncaster_neil]

I'm not here to lead, and there wasn't enough time to either a) have a vote, or b) blame @JamTarts and @PartickThistle

[Vic @Vic_Auld_Reekie]

@stmirrenbill @ScottishFA @spfl Don't say you weren't warned about Doncaster!

[Neil Doncaster @doncaster_neil]

Now, I'm not saying that Mr P and Mr L influenced our decision to make @saintmirrenfc play against @HibernianFC tomorrow without a goalkeeper, but I hope you're all looking forward to the midweek game between the Buddies and @CelticFC #SPFL #scottishfootball

[Neil Doncaster @doncaster_neil]

@RossCounty Not saying I'm jealous or anything, but has that beard evolved over the 101 games or was it always that delightful?

[Neil Doncaster @doncaster_neil]

@HibernianFC @footydotcom_ Look guys, thanks for the update, but now that both @RangersFC and @CelticFC have played this #SPFL weekend, nobody really cares. Just don't do any more Covidy stuff, okay?

[Neil Doncaster @doncaster_neil]

@AberdeenFC In the building? Which building? Are they sat together? What's going on here?

[Neil Doncaster @doncaster_neil]

@JimSpenceDundee Fuck me. You're more boring than I am.

[Neil Doncaster @doncaster_neil]

@LesleyElvis @_lippylipez_ @Halfempty20 @ScottishFA @CelticFC @ChampionsLeague I think you'll find I have the support of the vast majority of member clubs. Mr L told me so.

[Neil Doncaster @doncaster_neil]

@AberdeenFC Team bonding in the pub obviously worked. #StandFree

[Neil Doncaster @doncaster_neil]

@OfficialQosFC He makes me look handsome.

[Neil Doncaster @doncaster_neil]

@payallclaims @JimSpenceDundee @dundeeunitedfc That's how we roll in Scotland. No point finishing the league when our teams can't finish qualifying for Europe.

[Neil Doncaster @doncaster_neil]

@CelticFC But Neil... you made me call the league and everything. I can't get ahold of Mr L on the phone. Is everything okay? Luv u both still xxx