Patrick Star

when life gives most people lemons they make lemonade. when life gives me lemons, I reinvent the lemon and sell it back to life

[Patrick Star @doncollinspuff]

We were all just humans drunk on the idea that love and only love could heal our brokenness

[Patrick Star @doncollinspuff]

@BethesdaStudios THE GAME IS STILL UNPLAYABLE ON PS5 WILL IT BE FIXED

[Patrick Star @doncollinspuff]

@BethesdaStudios Are you goingto fix fallout 4 on ps5??? Or just release it broken for switch?

[Patrick Star @doncollinspuff]

Download #RAIDShadowLegends and get a free Legendary Champion! https://t.co/UogYCNh7L2 #RaidChase

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

LMFAO🤣 Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson is BEGGING the United Nations to STOP the ICE raids in his city and Tom Homan OBLITERATED him for it.

Homan dropped some TRUTH BOMBS!

- UN FUNDED the invasion under Biden and allowed millions to flood our border.
- Asking the UN to stop US law is like asking an arsonist to put out the fire.
- Trump promised MASS DEPORTATIONS and the American people said HELL YES.
- Most secure border EVER. Criminal aliens GONE. Fentanyl deaths PLUMMETING.

Brandon Johnson is a CLASS A DlPSHlT!

[Patrick Star @doncollinspuff]

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[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal.

If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist.

If you believe the state should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian.

If you believe political opponents should be punished with violence or death, you're a terrorist.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

Joe Biden is gone.

Absolutely freaking gone.

This is pathetic.

[Patrick Star @doncollinspuff]

@RealMogtaba @Megatron_ron I'm ready as you are brother my kids and little brothers won't be drafted for an irrelevant war like our grandfather's were

[Patrick Star @doncollinspuff]

I have so many questions

[Patrick Star @doncollinspuff]

@annrose____ Alot of times if someone's robbed the robber will pull all the stuff out of the wallet go through it and ditch what they don't want and that could be evidence

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

We need to pass a constitutional amendment declaring Election Day a national holiday, wherein paper ballots may only be cast in person by American citizen registered voters who present government-issued ID. Mail-in ballots could only be used by certified out-of-district voters.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

It’s time to start talking about this

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@fentasyl Zuck is a cuck

[Patrick Star @doncollinspuff]

@netflix so you turn down the Sound of Freedom because it doesn't fit your platform but you keep something like Cuties on it? Disgusting #SoundOfFreedom #Netflix

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@WhiteHouse You are the government.

They are NOT your kids.

[Patrick Star @doncollinspuff]

@HrtsDntBrkEvn Bro this was a straight journey to watch did you talk to the husband after or anything?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Every parent should watch this

[Patrick Star @doncollinspuff]

@ninawhyy Oh my god this better be real

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

Leaks, whistleblowers, crybabies. Everything in a gummie. Adults becoming children, children expected to process adults themes. Lost sheep. No coherent sustained moral compass.
And that's just yesterday.

[Patrick Star @doncollinspuff]

@jk_rowling The game is astounding all the way around just like the rest of the universe you've created. I haven't enjoyed a game this much in an a very long time #HogwartLegacy