J.D. Taylor

Husband|Dad|Minister|Musician|creator of pews|keeper of spicy boiis

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Tender me timbers

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I smoke big butts and I cannot lie #SmokeRingsBud

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He is risen!

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Sundays are for the board!

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Whilst smoking chicken wings for dinner, my 3m/o demands attention. Ultimately falls asleep while I’m holding her and running the smoker. She may be the chosen one.

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@calebbittler It is bliss

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Snack artistry

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@DadleyLester Now I know what I’m doing tonight

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@chbooksdc Nice pedalboard!

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@GordonRamsay forgive me father, for I have sinned.

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@DrewHinton34 @schwetty @calebbittler @QuackGonTweet 10 years ago and I’m fairly sure I still feel that bacon weave in my gut

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@LordVesconte @GKCdaily

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@MattWalshBlog Senko is well and good, especially pumpkin, but a Texas rig crawdad is what the big cattle graze on

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@chbooksdc Big Sleep actually invented ZzzQuil at the behest of Foucault, allegedly.

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@Porkchop_EXP What demographics have more children, and should they have more electoral sway?

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@JoyAnnReid Is the Glock comparison necessary because Glocks are somehow more deadly than other firearms, or is it the guttural diction of the word that causes the concern?

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We are not so very far off even the sacrifice of babies — if not to a crocodile, at least to a creed. I have seen versions of eugenics that come very near to infanticide.

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“That’s a pretty funny pedal, is it any good?”

“Nah, it’s the worst…” @chuckpedals

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So fresh and so clean

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If you want poor white people to take the vax, just put a little h in with it?