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ion know

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I wish I could Shazam recipes from the smell of the food

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I could never bear to be a kid again and watch myself grow out of my drip

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Gordon Ramsay makes making a hollandaise sound like working with volatile plastic C4

[DBV @dondeebs]

Synchronicity. The truest connection.

[Tacitus Kilgore @SoftGrungeDad]

This remote at karaoke looks like the bomb in counter strike

[DBV @dondeebs]

I don’t think I could survive Hot Ones but I know I could rub Sean’s head with the fervor of 100 sun gods till the point we discover sustainable bald induced, and god fearing, energy forcing big solar panel to deploy their pale nanotechnology to munch on my medulla oblongata

[DBV @dondeebs]

He looks like his mouth is a conveyor belt for poop

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Not. Good. Review coming soon

[DBV @dondeebs]

If this is the standard then I am judges landlord

[Tacitus Kilgore @SoftGrungeDad]

Contributed to Aaron judge’s contract tonight

[DBV @dondeebs]

got brain freeze so bad I closed my eyes and was in Mos Eisley

[DBV @dondeebs]

He, and I mean this respectfully, looks like Jabba the Hut and Charlie Heaton had a baby

[SNY @SNYtv]

Blade Tidwell said he was about to get on Fortnite before getting the call up for tonight's start

"This one was more surprising than the first one"

[DBV @dondeebs]

Sitting at action burger, the future is now. Ponder while you inhale various slushed drinks from a curved monitor. Sit pensively with ShyGuy defeating you in Mario cart while you plot your next move in a conclavian and pointed devious state of mind. Do laxatives too.

[DBV @dondeebs]

You ever see a bird with a human sized meal at their whim, no aviary competition, and feel an overwhelming amount of pure octane induced joy?

[DBV @dondeebs]

@SoftGrungeDad @Pvaccarooo God is real

[DBV @dondeebs]

POPEYES BEANS HAVE STORIES TO TELL

[DBV @dondeebs]

Imagine if Aaron Judge had drip

[Qui-Gon Ginóbili @SquillBradley]

Thought that was Mk.gee at first glance lol

[DBV @dondeebs]

I’m wearing Hermes loafers, my feet require divine excellence and a cotton backdrop

[DBV @dondeebs]

Wish I could smoke hookah with an Ewok rn

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sun dried tomatoes are the white mans kimchi

[DBV @dondeebs]

I would like it to be known that I’m pure

[DBV @dondeebs]

She looks like the Smile demon

[The Sporting News @sportingnews]

Why was Kelsey Plum eating her popcorn like that 😂 @Kelseyplum10

[DBV @dondeebs]

I’m sure dolphins brag the hell out their crescent. Like homie you could never duplicate my irreplaceable trajectory, im too sporadic and bodacious