𝒮𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓉 𝒟𝑜𝓃 💘

𝗧ruly 𝗛umbled 𝗨nder 𝗚od 🐍

[𝒮𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓉 𝒟𝑜𝓃 💘 @DonDeon3]

Red house wedding n an extravagant honeymoon 😚

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

why tf am I paying for Prime when the shipping speed is literally the same as not having it??

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Is it me or I’m trip’n but… washing machine minutes don’t be the same as real minutes?

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

me making sure my neighbors aren’t outside so that i can go outside

[BIG LEO🦅 @leodey4u]

If you want to enjoy iPhones, use the Pro versions.

[𝒮𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓉 𝒟𝑜𝓃 💘 @DonDeon3]

Ig so sickening I does wanna tell some of yall in my dm move yuh Mc inno

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Normalize being more fit at 30+ than you
were at 20.

[𝒮𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓉 𝒟𝑜𝓃 💘 @DonDeon3]

I don’t understand how alyuh hv the latest iPhone and have the camera settings on the lowest quality and have yall pics looking like it was took by a Nokia 1100 😩 smfh

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Bank app: “Are you sure you want to make this transfer”

Me:

[Ivory ✪ @mide_io]

if you want to enjoy iPhones, use the pro versions.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[𝒮𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓉 𝒟𝑜𝓃 💘 @DonDeon3]

@MsChryssieE Say what?!!! Wdmc

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

The owner of van cleef watching everyone wearing his bracelets but only 30 were sold this year

[𝒮𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓉 𝒟𝑜𝓃 💘 @DonDeon3]

📌

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Twitter not being contact-synced is one of the best features.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it is 10PM😭

[𝒮𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓉 𝒟𝑜𝓃 💘 @DonDeon3]

@crystalopez9581

[𝒮𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓉 𝒟𝑜𝓃 💘 @DonDeon3]

Idk why ppl can’t say wat Dey fucking want one time

[Fineapple 🍍 @crystalopez9581]

Messaging me “hi” with 0 follow up is the surest way for me to delete your chat instantly without responding or archiving it and never getting back to it.

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

A pastor asking for your money to solve church problems and advising you to pray to solve yours.

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Kissing her and she starts reaching for your dick on her own is unmatched energy.