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@KevOnStage I’m 6’3. I married a 5’2 queen. My kids didn’t stand a chance of being taller than me

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@NINI915 @Phil_Lewis_ It was a bad joke based on the scene in Coming to America

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@DragonflyJonez Got to choose your parents better apparently

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@girdley Plus I ain’t got it like that

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@KevOnStage Walk in a mattress firm. Those employees don’t even understand why they are there.

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@KevOnStage My wife has one every weekend. That streak will go on regardless of score

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@KevOnStage I’m 3 somebody’s parent and they are all grown now. They survived us. A doctor. Future pharmacist and a future dietitian. Kids are unbelievably resilient to our ineptitude

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@KevOnStage Never have I seen any of these shows before. Plus no one I know is talking about it

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@mermaidmamamags He’s scat reading. He is like a jazz great but with words and intonations..and psychosis

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@KevOnStage I was a free range child. Gen X watched everything on stolen HBO. The Exorcist is the one that still haunts me

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@DragonflyJonez Who do you trust to bring the potato salad on this team?

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@omgitsbirdman Father Time

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@KevOnStage My dog is 15. She going in the backyard when it’s her time. That dog has already cost me more money than my mother spent raising me

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@KevOnStage Found it

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@KevOnStage Mayonnaise is delicious. Miss what you heard

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@KevOnStage I bet the NFL ain’t even got his number

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@KevOnStage He will take that bet

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@KevOnStage Kev is low-key strong

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