Donnie Moretti

I turn word books into audiobooks.

I also have a podcast (don't hate me): @myfriendpodcast

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This app isn't for me anymore. It's bleeding my soul of joy and is just not worth it. A useless void to throw anger and negativity into.

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Let's not forget when he punched that kid (allegedly). That mascot was born to rule as a dark lord of chaos.

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@thejordynbenter This is the best gif usage I have ever seen.

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@BlockheadNYC

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@ddoniolvalcroze Is he ok??

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@megraebeers Hey.... You're not wrong....

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One thing is clear: I need more trucker hats.

[haylz @haylzbcle]

without downloading new pics, mentally where are you?

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@thejordynbenter @carolzollinger Nope just an exterminator service.

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Someone teach me how to say no when people knock on my door trying to sell me something. I can't keep losing money like this...

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@carolzollinger

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@TheZeldaMuse @isaaac_tried Maybe a passive aggressive "k" for no reason.

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What's the right amount of thank you's to say while at the drive-thru? Right now I'm averaging about 6.

Hand person my card: thank you
Get card back: thank you
Get straws and napkins: thank you
Get drinks: thank you
Get food: thank you
Have a good day: thanks

This feels high.

[Donnie Moretti @DonDonMoretti]

@JoshuaConkel Is it not farmers markets?

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@blockbuster

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@levarburton @AppleBooks @ApplePodcasts The amount of nostalgia I get when I hear this man's voice is insane. Go listen to his podcast LeVar Burton Reads. It's him reading short stories. And it's as incredible as it sounds.

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The world needs this

[Lennert @MonsieurMarlowe]

Still waiting for my series of 1940s detective movies starring Michael Shannon.

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@BriMan94

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@BriMan94 Maybe you just haven't been in the right headspace for mushrooms.