Megan Beers

•• be the salt and light ••

[Megan Beers @megraebeers]

@DonDonMoretti #hoarder

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@DonDonMoretti Or just don't answer the door at all.

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@DonDonMoretti Pretend you don't speak English.

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@DonDonMoretti Pretend to have dementia and not know where you are when you answer the door.

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@DonDonMoretti Start trying to sell them something back.

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Happy Birthday to my ex-baby brother @DonDonMoretti. Ya done growed up and got a fiance. @Emily_Faith96 you are the perfect addition to our family. 💕 Congrats, dude and happy birthday. 💕 YOURE THE https://t.co/4yBbkUyj8o.

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@carolzollinger @DonDonMoretti Moms DO need space! Also you are basically my new found hero, so you tweeting at me makes my heart soar. 😍 #daymade #iknewyouwererealallalong

[Megan Beers @megraebeers]

Listened to the latest @myfriendpodcast this morning and because of the brief mention of the song "pour some sugar on me" by Zac O, I now have a new guilty pleasure song. Oh and I had it memorized in about an hour. So there's my big achievement for the day...

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@apfahler34 Literally can't stand that we have to watch the puke-triots in the Superbowl AGAIN. they get so lucky and catch every break imaginable. #barf

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Yesterday at the dinner table my almost 2yr old daughter passed gas, and followed it up by saying "bless you" to herself. So now every time I hear someone pass gas I'm probably going to say "bless you" without giving it a second thought.
#selaheden #blessyou

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@thejordynbenter Maybe it's God saying you need to keep current with the times. Since your a pastor and all. 😆

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Finally giving parks and rec a fair shot cause @DonDonMoretti keeps telling me to. I'm halfway through season 2 and I still like The Office better.

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@myfriendpodcast @DonDonMoretti 50% or I'm unsubscribing!

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@DonDonMoretti @Emily_Faith96 Friends don't give friends reasons to have nightmares.

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@DonDonMoretti @Emily_Faith96 This is the face of nightmares.

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