Mandi with a heart over the i

[Mandi with a heart over the i @done_ah_what]

Friendly reminder that being a jerk to people will only get you so far in life! We’re all still young and have a lot to learn!!!

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

BREAKING: Local Man Who Got to Computer Fastest Now Using Equity Name “Patti LuPone”

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

not sure why i have to explain this but if you’re not wearing a long pointed sleeping cap with a little poofball on the end, your ass better not go honk shoo honk shoo or mimimimimi

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This is a very powerful way to use urban art

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

I signed up for harry’s house not harry’s mortgage

[kels ♡ @svnburnt]

ticketmaster leaving no face value tickets for the general sale is actually so fucked

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

It's so rude that my dog isn't allowed to go everywhere with me. He might love musicals or renaissance art or the ballet but now we'll never know!

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[milk🔻 @TheSuperiorPink]

this can’t be the future dippin dots was the ice cream of

[Skoog @Skoog]

“you’re quiet” yeah im just trying to gauge how weird i can be in this new social situation

[🫧 @bambinasalina]

they don’t put pockets on women’s clothes because we’re not supposed to pay for anything

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

my love language is recommending books and making cups of tea and saying “look at the moon”

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍 @sixelaksa]

I am not a gorgeous gorgeous girl I am a hungry hungry hippo

[Mandi with a heart over the i @done_ah_what]

@steponmesimon Nancy Drew is shaking in her boots

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

women just want a $7 coffee and a little kiss on the forehead

[Mandi with a heart over the i @done_ah_what]

One of my favorite things that kids say instead of calling someone a villain, they’ll just call them a baddie. And equally, heroes are called goodies.

[m @msnetik]

Three bucks
Two bags
One meee

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

I'm an INTUITIVE eater. I do not TRACK my food I LISTEN to my body. My BODY wants me to eat a FULL BAG of chocolate chips every day. I am VERY sick ALL the time

[Casey Mink @Casey_Mink]

It’s a very imperfect industry but this right here is the epitome of why at the end of the day the theater community is still the best community