(((Don Elfant)))

If you can't handle me at my rootiness, you don't deserve me at my tootiness.

[(((Don Elfant))) @donelfant]

@BenOndaTop Low key, minimal English, plays in Houston = under appreciated.

[(((Don Elfant))) @donelfant]

@BenDuBose Tweet of the year!

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

An extra hour in 2024 is like a free bonus track on a Yoko Ono album.

[(((Don Elfant))) @donelfant]

@awfulannouncing Your graphic implies that Democrats are to blame which, of course, is ridiculous.

[Jaye T. @JayeJaybird54]

#ProudBlue #ProudBlueWomen
“Step out of line, ladies. Step out of line.”

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever

[ThePOTSPostman @ThePOTSPostman]

That chronically ill person you know has probably never answered a "how are you" honestly.

Instead, they likely shrug it off with a casual ‘it is what it is,’ maybe even laugh, because the truth is heavy, complicated, and they don’t want to burden you with it.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

💯🎯….🎨by @mluckovichajc

[The USA Singers @TheUSASingers]

Don’t get your hopes up, there’s no atrocity Trump could commit to stop his campaign.

He could eat a baby on national television and wouldn’t lose any supporters.

The only thing that can stop him is us.

We the People.

We will defeat him at the ballot box.

Vote Blue.

[3CallFinagle 💙💛🇺🇦 @3CallFinagle]

Love is preferring chocolate but buying vanilla so the dog can lick the bowl.

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

I just learned the professional way to say "I told you so":

"This was identified early on as a likely outcome."

[Richard Carey Ford @richardcareyfrd]

Why Your Kids Will Grow Up Unfulfilled, by @richardcareyfrd https://t.co/JIMeXmiVtl

[(((Don Elfant))) @donelfant]

@TheAstrosLocker @richardcareyfrd

[(((Don Elfant))) @donelfant]

@TracesofTexas My favorite tweets from you always start, "One of my own.."!

[(((Don Elfant))) @donelfant]

@brianmctaggart @castrovince

[(((Don Elfant))) @donelfant]

@LizVassey

[(((Don Elfant))) @donelfant]

@BenDuBose

[(((Don Elfant))) @donelfant]

@LizVassey I had a grandpa Smitty and he was exactly like his name!

[(((Don Elfant))) @donelfant]

@nut_history Everyone says "lifetime" but I believe it was a permanent, not lifetime ban.