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*breaking up two kids grinding at the school dance*
“Sorry, there’s no skateboards allowed here”

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@ripstiklesbian there’s a setting somewhere for that yeah

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@rudy_betrayed thank u for doing the lords work rudy

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@NoTheOtherJohn imiturdy

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@SirEviscerate stoP

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@snakezilla4 @toastyJ @rudy_betrayed

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(donold duck voice) hey guys

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Wife Guys Burgers & Fries

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The only thing that can stop this romaine lettuce is a good guy with romaine lettuce

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international house of butts

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed.

Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.

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Me: (pouring myself a second bowl of cereal) when in rome

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“cut toxic people out of your life”

Me:

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Friend: you should date this girl

Me: nah dude, I already got a girl.
and Her name is The Lord

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[coaching my mom through setting up her iPhone] “remember, it’s more afraid of you than you are of it”

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catching u violating the terms and conditions like