Teflon

most of my tweets are about sports. NINERS.

[isaiah @tlop444]

he legit might need witness protection for this

[CantGuardBook @CGBBURNER]

LMFAOOOO i’m fucking crying i’m never deleting this app 😭😭

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Obsession not even scary if u dated a crazy Latina that’s just real life

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

SGA when he can’t foul bait

[INSIDE THE GAMECOCKS 🐔🤙🏻 @InsideGamecocks]

What a fucking tweet

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

???

[Shay 🌈🌸✨ @ShayWoulahan]

“Can I get the WiFi password?”
“Yeah it’s on the router”

The router:

[Free Folk Memes @FreeFolkMemes]

Bran Stark going to ask for an autograph from Chappell Roan

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Tiger Woods’ life summed up

[hades @hadesCS2]

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"I never played Inferno"

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[Kim :) @KDCOLLECTS]

open this tweet for a surprise

[Jay @Jay__chiefs]

This is nasty work 😭😭😭

[Hunter Combs @HunterCombs6333]

Fuck you bo nix I hope you snap your ankle in half

[East Bay Chris @EastBayChris]

Mentally preparing myself to watch 3-hours of guys I’ve never heard of attempt to play defense for the 49ers

[Sean Pendergast @SeanTPendergast]

Greatest tweet ever. Eat shit, Rashee Rice

[Josh @Ftb1Josh]

Didnt even need to go on his profile to know what team he supported

[Quixotic Quartz. @QuartzStoned]

Portrait of my father, a blue jays fan.