Cannonball Jones

If I ever post it’s so I can say why’d I do that the next day

[Cannonball Jones @donibamboni]

@steebdotfm Didn’t know 2nd blessing allowed anything less than 80 years old into their store

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@steebdotfm Who up preferring their astronaut until they HUM

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Smack a man not your gum #amirightladies

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Getting a text back from Big Mama is near impossible (ignore the 634 unread texts they’re not Big Mama)

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This mf definitely educated on HUM

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@steebdotfm *you’re

[rabi 🌸 @rabiadraw]

Before i draw him, did chairman mao do anything problematic

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I’m a Moon with the passionate fire of a Sun

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The next American made Godzilla movie will be him destroying midwestern towns so there’s more room for data centers

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The lord is going down on me!! The good lord is all up inside of me!!!

[Cannonball Jones @donibamboni]

Do you think the word orange is upset that no one except Eminem has even bothered to rhyme words with it

[steeb @steebdotfm]

I don’t understand people who don’t think Nathan fielder and always sunny is funny

[tati @nowhere_1997]

getting so bad i had to break out the emergency japanese che guevara cigarettes

[Cannonball Jones @donibamboni]

If you shit hard enough it comes out the other toilet

[dj177 @dj177_]

people genuinely be listening to suicideboys😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Cannonball Jones @donibamboni]

@steebdotfm @Revolvermag I be bowing down before the one I serve

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Big mama is my goat I love him

[steeb @steebdotfm]

One thing Anthony bourdain has said that I will always agree with is that it’s embarrassing if you can’t cook a simple meal when called upon to do so

[Cannonball Jones @donibamboni]

If you’re posting engagement pics on snapchat you’re either mormon or getting divorced next year