Donovan J Litsky

Retweets, likes and follows ≠ endorsements.

[molene @wwwmlna]

preocupada com o dia do juízo final (retrospectiva do spotify)

[brendanbelfast @brendanbelfast]

Microsoft can’t remember the name of its first pet.

[Billy Carpenter @billycarpy]

How am I supposed to enjoy a game if the manager is a yard outside his technical area? What am I supposed to tell my children?

[Donovan J Litsky @DonJLitsky]

@welt HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Donovan J Litsky @DonJLitsky]

@Microsoft Course it was.

[Christopher Snowdon @cjsnowdon]

✅ Born in Germany
✅ Son of a Hamas official
✅ Former Hamas bodyguard
✅ Wanted in Germany over an alleged plot to murder Jewish people
✅ Granted asylum in the UK for some reason
✅ Granted British citizenship
✅ Under surveillance by a counter-terrorism unit
✅ Stabs a bailiff over an unpaid parking ticket

https://t.co/7sTN45veBc

[Donovan J Litsky @DonJLitsky]

@TheAthleticFC @Refsplaining The campaign continues. The Pathletic with the PR again.

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

The curious case of Mohammed Alfatih Naim is worrying evidence that Britain really has lost the plot.
His father was a senior Hamas politician.
He’d been a bodyguard for Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh.
He’s been detained in Egypt on suspicion of helping Hamas smuggling.
He entered Britain illegally in 2014.
Yet a year later we granted him asylum.
Then British citizenship.
Facing trial for an altercation with a bailiff at his Brum home, some numpty of a magistrate ruled he couldn’t be named for 100 years.
Thankfully The Sunday Times challenged that, which is why he can now be named.
He is now facing extradition to Germany, where prosecutors accuse him of orchestrating a planned massacre of Jews in Berlin and Vienna last year.
This is how he thanks us for asylum and citizenship.
Which he was given under a Tory government.
But has this Labour one, as it welcomes ‘refugees’ from Gaza, learned any lessons.
Not if we’ve lost the plot.

[webbyy @JamesWebster_99]

Microsoft need to see this out and hold on until 4pm. All about game management here lads, keep the ball in the corner and kill the game

[boggart @spursy_boggart]

Not even a “we’re delighted to announce” it’s like he’s volunteered as tribute for the hunger games 😭

[VCs Congratulating Themselves 👏👏👏 @VCBrags]

Jensen you dawg you

[ً @artfuIchaos]

November doesn’t even have afternoons. you eat lunch then it’s almost tomorrow

[h. 🏆 @hxy4t]

Don’t be sorry! let’s do this again on Monday shall we

[Noct🔜SC27 @NoctTheDragon]

Quality of life in this country is at an all time low, energy and food bills are through the roof ,everything’s being banned and you cant even protest

Andy Burnham: “I’m just an average bloke that loves chips and gravy. Did you know I’m from Manchester I’m just a lad”

[おなす @0nasu]

何やってんだMicrosoft、OutlookだけじゃなくてOffice全部使えなくしろ。
ついでに社内サーバーにもアクセスできない不具合も付け足しておけ。
気合いが足りてないんだよ。

[Joshua @CreeCoder]

Microsoft is back online just in time to ruin everyone’s Friday.

[Pavel Durov @durov]

🤦‍♀️ Jensen made a rookie mistake. He had a board.

In 2014, my board kicked me out for saying no to spies.

In 2026, Jensen’s board kicked him out for saying yes to one.

So the board gets you either way.

Founders: Don’t have a board.

Be the board 😏

[morgvanny @morgvanny]

what's a good leather jacket for someone who's just getting into having affairs?

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

A new Jensen Huang affair will be announced every hour until our demands are met