Don

Internet troll, iconoclast. Being #toxic when I can to drive those too serious crazy.

[Don @donkbrown]

@marcorubio You're a liar and a coward, Rubio. The BLS numbers, while not perfect, are the agency's best work with what they have. You lie about these figures to feed the false narratives you rely on to keep people misinformed. Coward.

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Jason Isaacs is one of the best panels at #FanX every time he's here. His best line today, when talking about playing bad guys, was, "Lucius Malfoy just wants to make Hogwarts great again."

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Reporter: "How does it feel to finally see Aaron Rodgers get his first touchdown as a Jet?"

Robert Saleh: "Zach Wilson's our QB."

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The Harrison Butker steps to being a great kicker:
1. Imagine the football is a female doctor, or a woman attorney, or your dad.
2. Kick the piss out of it.

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Just got my copy of The Glass Looker today from @sithelwood.
It. Is. Awesome! Their for putting this together. You can tell it's a labor of love.

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@rvpholley @americancaedmon @DeseretSaint This is a mormon myth. Kolf, Jarvik, DeVries, Winchell, and Liotta are the luminaries of artificial hearts. Nelson's not associated with any of them in any way. Bigelow and Shumway are the fathers of cardiac surgery. Nelson was an average cardiac doctor at best.

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Fourteen years on Twitter. How did that happen? #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@mormons_speak Any time Brad "Clueless" Wilcox trends, you know something wrong and divisive came outta his mouth. A JSTOR or NexusLexus search finds dozens of actual studies that prove him wrong.

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@OliverCowd This is Marjorie Taylor Green bad. Every time Wilcox opens his mouth, some wrong, myopic, oblivious bullshit comes out. When are mormons gonna realize that this jerk's mouth is a liability?

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@KevinNe77857066 @OliverCowd Joel Osteen would like a word.

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Somehow, I played gonuts for donuts thirteen times last year. Thanks, @Gamewright Games!

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Can the #Chiefs and the #Bills both lose? That'd be great. They're both just so unlikable.

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@thebookofmormon And don't forget, Grandpa Russell wants you to:
Avoided non-believers (aka honest people)
Keep paying the multi-billion dollar church
Clean toilets for free
Comply with the confusing WoW
Adore that sexual predator Joseph Smith
Dress like weirdos in 'temples'
Etc...

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@the_churchnews @NelsonRussellM Ah yes, Nelson speaking in a manner that divides and "others" people. He's thrown "love thy neighbor" out the window in favor of disrupting family dynamics for the sake of his greedy, false church. Behavior and thought control much, Russel? What a despicable, pathetic old man.

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Nile Rogers & Chic rock! What an awesome time with them in #SaltLakeCity tonight. Thanks, @chicorg!

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Day two at Summer @SaltCON1 2023. Had to rest the game buying 'clock.' Such a great convention.
#boardgames

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Someone tell @NelsonRussellM that we found the next Satan for the temple movie. David Glen Hatch is one creepy, weird #mormon. His unhinged, rambling talk at BYU-H has Hannibal Lecter vibes.

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@fox13 "A lot of people" are wrong and have never been to a city that makes good food.

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@danielgodfrey While she/her was delivering this banal diatribe, somewhere dinner wasn't being made, and laundry was sitting in the dryer.

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@BlaiseInKC @KyleBrandt For real. Ed should've followed that up with, "Do I amuse you?" to close out strong.