donkeyDdevelops

Fmr inst apt developer. Venting, memes. Occasionally adds value.

[donkeyDdevelops @donkeyDdevelops]

How to be a successful RE developer:

1) Find deal
2) Get excited about deal
3) Tell everybody how awesome deal is
4) Actually underwrite deal, like fr
5) Discover deal is actually terrible
6) Abandon deal
7) Repeat

Follow this formula and you will be very successful.

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@real_duder Cool there is a guy I ride with who you know. Will let you know

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@bobbyfijan Le Dip is awesome

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@killpueino_ 👍

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Recent trip to grocery store w/my dad (aged 78, divorced):

>Insists on being well dressed before we leave
>Befriends an entire family with a cute baby on the way in
>Enthusiasticly gives wine recs to everyone in that section
>Becomes outraged his favorite tequila is behind lock and key
>When I'm in different part of store, starts to hit on skinny Asian woman half his age (she giggles)
>Tells dirty joke while we're in line (gets two laughs)
>Invites chatty female cashier to our family dinner (she politely declines)

The guy was throwing absolute heat. 105 mph fastballs.

Never change, pops.

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@bell_jerem47013 I'll see what I can do

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@SpaceCoastCRE @DonovanBuilds Shout out to big D for jumping on that grenade. Good man

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@DNoel22 He's a special kinda guy

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@MsRenukanagaraj That's too bad

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@iconridge That sounds like him

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@JorgeLuna1975 Massive shoes

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@48hghtchrdnck Kindred spirits

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@ShanchTrak You haven't met my mother

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@brandon_wurz Get it bro you can do this

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@ZeitgeistWhitey Lmao I will tell him you said so

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@kevinprunion He's not holding anything back that's for sure

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@EricaMBergstrom The banter is very entertaining

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@FMaingret National treasure

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@jklzt9 Yea that'll happen too sometimes

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@VickyV50758750 He knew he was on a tear in there so he kicked it up another level

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@ForagingForever Just very comfortable with who he is