Jonathan Patrick

Jon was a perfectly normal retired nurse except he believed he was being followed everywhere by a giant hedgehog called Spiny Norman. Dabbles in amateur radio

[Jonathan Patrick @donkey_doctor]

Working on my #5aday. Might marinade it in marmite.

[Jonathan Patrick @donkey_doctor]

Well at the end of another perfect week in paradise, I decide to clean out at the local car wash and I manage to suck my debit card up the vacuum. Marvellous!

[Jonathan Patrick @donkey_doctor]

@Matt_Pinner Yes had 2 of them

[Jonathan Patrick @donkey_doctor]

@StephanieHirst Found these on eBay. Back to the days of Hirsty’s daily dose #galaxy105

[Jonathan Patrick @donkey_doctor]

#MerryChristmas everyone. It's not the easiest time of year for some. If you're struggling, please accept these words of wisdom from my wise neighbour - "Well, at least you haven't got the shits!

[Jonathan Patrick @donkey_doctor]

Great #peterkay show in Manchester tonight. Didn’t take any photos of the show!

[Jonathan Patrick @donkey_doctor]

Sorted this years Christmas tree. Just need to put an LED in to give him some festival illumination! 🎄🦖 #christmas

[Jonathan Patrick @donkey_doctor]

Bath time with the grandchildren. Decided to reenact that iconic boat scene from #jaws

[Jonathan Patrick @donkey_doctor]

Elvis. Missing in action! 🩼 👀 #WheresElvis

[Jonathan Patrick @donkey_doctor]

Saw this during a trip to the seaside yesterday. Whatever happened to ‘A souvenir of Blackpool’ with a picture of a donkey on it! #Blackpool ? 🙂

[Jonathan Patrick @donkey_doctor]

There is something surreal about listening to Firestarter by the Prodigy through your healing aid. Sign of advancing years I suppose!

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

I am right in thinking everyone wants to Rejoin the EU aren't I?

Like if you do
RT if you really do

[John Donoghue @JohnDonoghue64]

Not one of Enid Blyton’s best…

[Jonathan Patrick @donkey_doctor]

The Two Ronnies - their classic 1978 'Hovis' Advert https://t.co/W8nLuzHHnr via @YouTube Reminds me of me as I get older!

[Jonathan Patrick @donkey_doctor]

https://t.co/SvbO3OO6CM

[Dave Pearce @dj_davepearce]

Epic night in #Manchester last night at the massive new ⁦@TheCoopLive⁩ Arena ⁦@petshopboys⁩ #Dreamworld tour - Here is a little walk around video I took behind the mixing desk- can’t wait for ⁦@SSEBelfastArena⁩ this Tuesday x

[Kevin Maguire @Kevin_Maguire]

Hang on a minute

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

“Sky TV? Luxury! When I were a lad, five of us were all crammed into nowt but a 6-bedroom 'ouse. No workin'-class friends, and we 'ad to pay t'public school nigh on £25,000 every yeer, for t'elite private education. Aye, I 'ad it rough! And if you tell t'electorate that today, they won't believe you!”

[Jonathan Patrick @donkey_doctor]

#petshopboys in Manchester.

Deb, you were always on my mind. Love you always x