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[Chris @donkey_ot]

@Sacha_Lord @realDonaldTrump But one must refer to it as ‘town’ despite this.

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@SAgentFoxMulder @ArchRose90

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@NirvanaNutss @UziCryptoo That’s option 2

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@Jconeal074 @LLH713 @Mr_Husky1 How much are ‘servers’ making? If they’re on min wage for an 8 hour shift- $120. If they’re looking after just 4 tables that rotate roughly every 90 minutes that’s 20 tables leaving a tip. Even if each one leaves a $20 tip regardless of bill, that’s $520 a day! Over 100k a year

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@utdjac @Wandoful Were you expecting her to say Stephen...or herself?

[Chris @donkey_ot]

@maxrushden I don’t want to step on football HMRC’s toes, but @barneyronay said MUFC lost loads of games when they won the treble, even towards the end. United actually lost 3 games all season, all of which were before the end of December.

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@ContextDie @PicturesFoIder

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@joveticarmy @Olajide_Presh @TrollFootball Didn't even get a shot on target. I had 3 acca's fail because that idiot couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

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@Masterman Was Hannah okay with this purchase?

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@mark_sheats @Sargon_of_Akkad You overestimate our ability to learn foreign languages

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@DavidBC1983 @90sfootball As soon as he says “can Manchester United score? They ALWAYS score”. Shivers

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@maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @Towno10 @jonathanliew @sidlowe Why do most of Håland’s goals look like an unrealistic Fifa glitch?

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@sidlowe 🎣🎣🎣🎣

[Chris @donkey_ot]

@trevor8sinclair Well this is awkward…

[Chris @donkey_ot]

@4shaann Less cultured, but Sinclair’s is too.

[Scott Ottaway @ScottOttaway]

The local paper, @bucks_herald from 1998. I remember it well. Wonder if Ellen carried on playing? #football #womensfootball #England

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@IMcunicorn @efaakelly

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@literaryeric @Isysuttie Ironically needs so much water for that burn 🔥

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@DennyAmmo @Masterman

[Chris @donkey_ot]

@kickback_nedum is ‘Kicking Back’ going to be available on @audibleuk (ideally read by you)?