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She/her. Rat mama, nap enthusiast, Taxi fan.

[Ej @donkeybites]

@CHAPOTRAPHOUSE We love you! Sending all the healing thoughts your way ❤️❤️❤️

[Ej @donkeybites]

@msjburch The X

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That logo looks like shit.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Imagine ruining the letter X

[Ej @donkeybites]

@nerdofnoir That’s literally the only part I remember, lol

[Ej @donkeybites]

#truth

[Matthew Perpetua @perpetua]

the 4 Billy Joel song categories

"You Think You're Better Than Me??"
"Look At This Asshole/These Assholes"
"Things Used To Be Better"
"Here's Some Advice, Moron"

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@chrisna I’m picturing a gang of Muppets

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@ibogost I rely on bagged salads and crispy chicken strips to go on top of ‘em.

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@WIbeerbaron They better not have changed the cheese curds!

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@cardiganwinters All My Puny Sorrows by Miriam Toewes

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@Penny_Zang Meatballs are a great way to make friends! Meetballs!

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@imjasondiamond Here for it!

[Ej @donkeybites]

Did ya’ll know that itchy skin is a symptom of perimenopause? I have enough sensory bullshit, thanks for nothing, hormones!

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

May…

[Ej @donkeybites]

@chrisna @StacyInMKE All the schools I did fieldwork at would do it over the loudspeaker during the morning announcements, but most of the kids and teachers ignored it.