DonkeyHammer

I currently have a broken leg

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@doctorsanyaa $100 bucks cash for the lady in the lab coat to eat it.

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@HaeSicks Are you afraid of moaning really load in the beginning?

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@HaeSicks022 My Dolly Parton!

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@HaeSicks Kiss kiss

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@luisjgomez

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@pinksaltarmy All the food looks good, but the steaks looked amazing.

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@pinksaltarmy Little lazy bones.

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@adoremevee You look like the girl from the movie "Obsession", so nope from me.

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@tmsilverman

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@clownworld

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@Marafenix33 @ayeejuju So tiny and bite-sized. Very cute.

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@Marafenix33 Kiss Kiss

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@Alphafox78 I was going for a gothic Christmas tree. Too much Edger Allen Poe

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@LeMaireLee @Joel__Constable @dadmeatcast I stayed in a hotel in Midland, TX, because my truck broke down. Had to check into a strange hotel close by at 1am. I heard children playing and running around in the hall at 2am. I went into the hall, and no one was there. I grabbed my gun and laid back in bed.

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@shoe0nhead Use to take my girl's car to the gas station once a week for a fill-up. Because I saw here have an anxiety attack at a gas station once.

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@KISH_KISH_KISH_ They still have cigarette machines in Germany. You need to have a chipped credit card to prove you're over 18 to buy a pack.

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@TSweeze Watch the Lonely Island, Shawn Gardini episode. They tell this story about deep see fishing that is really entertaining. I watched that episode 3 times.

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@CollinRugg Are those the two cops from Black Patrol?

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@LeMaireLee @C2thaL2thaIGG Blind to these hoes ass hoes

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@PicturesFoIder Light bulb=glow pear. Gums= tooth meat