donkeykrong

not kong?

[seanfucious @Seanfucious]

I’m assembling a team

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

you’re dumb if you didn’t know this already God literally said it right after making Earth

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

TO 250,000 MORE YEARS!

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

happy july fourth: massive shoutout to all religious weirdos, literally what this country is about. all freaks and genuinely strange people, this is the zone God has laid forth for us: the bizarre of spirit, the mad, the scholars, the naked, in this wildness called north america

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

an astrophysicist is giving a presentation. he says, “… and the sun will explode in five billion years”. an elderly woman in the back yells, “how long did you say?”. he says “five billion years”. she says, “oh, thank god. i thought you said five million”.

[g @34rths]

And for my next trick I will call life beautiful and instantly watch it become so

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

U.S. BECOMES FIRST NATION TO HOST A FIFA WORLD CUP TEAM AND AIR STRIKE THAT TEAM’S COUNTRY ON THE SAME DAY

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

I will never get over the fact that Trump's proposal for what to do about the Twin Towers was to rebuild them but twice as big

[Take Testosterone @maxyourtest]

Don’t wait until tomorrow

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

She has Manson family energy and quite frankly I’m here for it

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

He can have a great biomarkers, cardiovascular system and zero plaque, but his organs are still aging. You can't stop that.

He's going to surgically replace his organs later in his life. He doesn't tell you about that part. We're still in the diet and exercise phase.

He's going to implant a young man’s heart, a young man’s kidneys, a young man’s liver into his body to keep this experiment going.

[Gendolf Ikaritler @VittelMax]

Hutu vs Tutsi

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Daily reminder that neurotic people are the source of many problems:

[david (gay man) @gothicman50]

picking this out of the criterion closet

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

@Ericbonepuller @Visa "grok says",,look at .you . Without the silicon Satan you are devoid of your own thought. The Bible says you will not be saved when the final horn sounds and the flock is called home.

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

something ancient lives in me and it recognizes things before i do.