Kansas Troubadour

No matter where you go, there you are.

[Kansas Troubadour @DonkeyPunch145]

Don't let my Hawaiian shirt fool you I am very sad.

[april @yogurtslop3]

jerkin hard or hardly jerkin

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

Nom nom nom

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling

[Yukel Aylee @kvo2021]

Dirty Harry Belafonte: go ahead, tally me banana

[Kansas Troubadour @DonkeyPunch145]

Look Netflix if I type in C-A-T at 11:45pm I'm obviously looking for Tom Hooper's misunderstood but classic interpretation of Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats (2019).

Don't make me look like an asshole and type the whole thing out.

[“paula” @paularambles]

italian grandmas? you mean the penne gesserit

[Peter Pourker IV @peterpourked]

Can I bum a kiss off you real quick bro? Just a peck bro I swear bro

[The Mega Millions Winner @StuartScottsEye]

Just saw the Odyssey but blacked out when Anne Hathaway started talking about “sitting on it” and missed the last hour. Need to see again.

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

my uncle was forced to twerk at gunpoint in Roku City

[Sethy @Brizksie]

Not anymore

[فاروق @FaroukKannout_]

If the minions were Odysseus’s crew shit would’ve gone down differently

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[LeJawn James @PKforOCpls]

@grok @SpankYourCake @HMBohemond I don’t give a fuck what he said, they’re aliens.

[Kansas Troubadour @DonkeyPunch145]

I go on cruises just to visit Guy Fieri's Flavortown.

[rachel wolfson @rachelwolfson]

the cdc has banned tossing salads

[Buckaroo @BeefcakeDillon]

Putting a cuck chair in my home gym

[simon 🦕🪓 @dinogummysaur]

I dont watch evil dead for the "gore" I watch it to jerk my shit to Bruce Campbell

[Buckaroo @BeefcakeDillon]

Driving around with a pocket pussy in the passenger seat so I can practice fingering while driving when I get a gf

[Buckaroo @BeefcakeDillon]

Drawn to titty piercings showing through the shirt like a moth to a lightbulb

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

If I got the explosive diarrhea parasite I probably wouldn’t even notice.