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@blowowski @UFConParamount @paramountplus Which means he didn't do the right thing. He made up something else to apologize for that wasn't the point. It was a cowardly dodge.

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@DanHellie @UFConParamount @BigMarcel24 @paramountplus Did not own it. Dodged it with a distraction because he thinks we're dumb. Did not address the actual insult.

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@UFConParamount @paramountplus No one cares about you or is waiting around to hear what you're doing. You did worse than "steal her moment." In your pettiness, you clearly threw her under the bus like her performance was ungrateful to you and so that's it, you're taking your ball and going home. You punk.

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@Home_of_Fight "When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle." - Derrick Gump

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@CNN In other news Delta announces new planes with no seats. A creative new way to fly!

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@BBCLauraKT "be quick about it, boy"

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@NikkiFried Latest from DeSantis's office. #WhereIsRon #WhereIsRonDesantis #HikingWithSanford

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@DWUhlfelderLaw Found him #WhereIsRon #WhereIsRonDesantis #CancunWithTheBoiiis

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@patriottakes Latest from DeSantis's office #WhereIsRonDesantis

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@patriottakes Latest from DeSantis's office #WhereIsRon

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@CBSPolitics Man, that's got to sting losing even to space cadet Ben Carson. Kasich must have broken a mirror recently.

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@ABCPolitics @RealBenCarson Soon he will take his final form, an airbrushed purple unicorn from the cover of a 1980s school notebook.

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@hilaryr @ChrisChristie "I just flew in from New Jersey, and boy is my soulless husk tired!"

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@BigHeadSports @realDonaldTrump Policies are for losers. When I'm president, everyone will earn Trump Points, redeemable at my resorts.

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@FoxBusiness @realDonaldTrump "We're going to tax the Mexican middle class instead."

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@TODAYshow @realDonaldTrump "It takes more courage to stay in when people fail to realize you were just kidding."

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@megynkelly @realDonaldTrump "In fact, I forgot about them back in the 80s and haven't thought about them since. No class, those people."

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@FoxBusiness @realDonaldTrump "Trump Army bases are going to be the finest bases in the world. I'm very big in bases. Ask anyone."

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@jasonpinter This has to be blackmail. Trump probably got ahold of his horcrux.

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@FoxNews @realDonaldTrump "We're going to allow all the mouth-breathing idiots in who have never voted before and hand them loaded guns."