𝒻𝓇𝑒𝓃𝒸𝒽 𝓋𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒶 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝒷𝒾𝑒𝓈

a bitch is tired

[𝒻𝓇𝑒𝓃𝒸𝒽 𝓋𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒶 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝒷𝒾𝑒𝓈 @donkohoe]

Been thinking about this moment a lot lately ⬡✨

[☁️CloudFather☁️ @trav_allen]

Tell me you love Odesza without telling me you love Odesza

[𝒻𝓇𝑒𝓃𝒸𝒽 𝓋𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒶 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝒷𝒾𝑒𝓈 @donkohoe]

Did you watch Glenn get smushed when that episode of TWD aired or are you normal

[𝒻𝓇𝑒𝓃𝒸𝒽 𝓋𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒶 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝒷𝒾𝑒𝓈 @donkohoe]

I’m like if not knowing what to do with your hands was an entire personality

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

was just told i say “im gonna throw up and k*ll myself” too much at work. which confuses me

[໊ @sonohoor]

is everyone losing it and crashing out rn or is it just me and justin bieber

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

i've had like 600 mg of caffeeine today which has given me the ability to read people's minds and they're all mad at me

[Crying Orc @orc1917]

my job is really stressful but at least the pay is bad

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

i want whatever mental illness nathan fielder has

[0.005 Seconds (3/694) @seconds_0]

My wife just walked up to me and gave me an unexpected impassioned, full body kiss, then stared me straight in the eye - a deep soul to soul stare - and said, "I just hit a possum with the lawnmower."

[💌 @strangesapphics]

biggest crash out of the 21st century starts next week

[JT @cowboyJayT]

My mom just watched the latest episode of The Last of Us

[Groby @groby5000000]

I work at the shrinp factory. i cut the heads and poop off the shrimp. i make -4$ an hour. they throw mud on me and laugh. its my birthday too they throw mud on me on my birthday

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I think I should quit while I’m incredibly far behind

[big diesel @JustBoysLaughin]

I wonder if weed still gives me The Fear

[𝒻𝓇𝑒𝓃𝒸𝒽 𝓋𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒶 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝒷𝒾𝑒𝓈 @donkohoe]

This man just hurt my feelings IN HIS SLEEP WHILE SLEEP TALKING😔

[Eli @rats7]

I was today years old when I found out you can cook spaghetti in a pan!!!😂 once a week i have a reoccurring dream where i'm in an empty church giving the eulogy at my own funeral

[𝒻𝓇𝑒𝓃𝒸𝒽 𝓋𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒶 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝒷𝒾𝑒𝓈 @donkohoe]

It only worked for 6 minutes 🥲 help me 😌

[𝒻𝓇𝑒𝓃𝒸𝒽 𝓋𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒶 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝒷𝒾𝑒𝓈 @donkohoe]

Just curbed a nicotine craving by eating sharp white cheddar directly off the block

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

My brain isn’t rotting, I’m saving it for banana bread

[𝒻𝓇𝑒𝓃𝒸𝒽 𝓋𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒶 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝒷𝒾𝑒𝓈 @donkohoe]

You can actually eat a lot of goldfish