Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈

Truck driver extraordinaire. Author of spooky things. Home chef. Karaoke god. Horror movie buff. Pansexual. All that, but I forgot the bag of chips. Sorry.

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

So fyi I’ve got a new book out. It’s a collection of 15 short stories. They’re spooky. They’re weird. But most of all: they’re honest. If you want to really get to know me you should read the book. I promise you won’t regret it.

https://t.co/tewMYn9R6N https://t.co/jzC1hJLCmI

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

@lyft I’m applying to drive for you and having issues. Can’t get anyone from support to respond. At all. What gives? Do you want drivers or not? #shittysupport

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

@DesideriaMesa Depends on how the relationship ended. I’m friends with some of my exes. Not friends with others. If we’re not friends then it got deleted back in the day. If we are friends, one of my boundaries is that people don’t get to dictate my relationships.

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

@brclothwrites Number 1. You’re gorgeous.

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

@AuthorKitaraJ Communication goes both ways. Life happens and we’re all busy, but you can’t always be the one in charge of maintaining relationships.

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

@Softapocalypses Well shit. Still, you’ve got this.

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

When stuck for the weekend in Ontario, OR, one finds the nearest whisky bar.

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

@BCAuthor21 You’ve got this!

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

Holy shit I won trivia night! I never win anything! Here’s to this $25 bar tab! Woohoo!

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

@IBJIYONGI You’re welcome, Dr., and thank you again for writing it. You opened my eyes to non-Euclidean geometry, quantum gravity, and the many problems within academia. This was truly educational on many levels.

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

I’m currently reading this on a recommendation from a friend, and I can’t recommend it enough. @IBJIYONGI thank you so much for this amazing book. It’s powerful.

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

Spent my day getting drunk and flirting with cute bartenders. Now I’m kicking back with some crab rangoons and watching The Amazing World of Gumball. It could be a worse day.

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

@MeningealS Midnight Library is powerful. TW/CW: depression, death, suicide. But it’s VERY good. You can also try Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts. It isn’t my normal type of read, but it’s very good. It’s a story of a guy who escapes prison in mid-80s Australia and ends up in India.

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

Just a glance at what I’ve been reading lately. Not a bad book amongst the lot, if you’re looking for something new.

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

@AuthorADJ I will always support this decision

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

@MeningealS Thanks. I am. Children of Memory in particular was rough for a lot of folks as it’s a departure from the first 2 in the series. Midnight Library is both very good and powerful, especially if you struggle with depression and suicidal ideation.

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

Wow. You don’t get to have it both ways, Texas, and I hope this judge sees that.

https://t.co/bcx05uhui9

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

PERSONALLY. ATTACKED.

[🌈🖋️ Beautiful Battle Kitten ☮️🌈 @AuthorKitaraF]

💀🤣

[Paul Martinez (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @donloco]

@Softapocalypses