_marto

I swear I'm funny😭

[Kakuzi @RealKakuzi]

“Atashinda”

[_marto @donmarto]

Had a dream I was explaining Made in Lagos to Wizkid.

Bro, I’ve listened to that album so many times I should be on the production credits. 😭

[Rose•Flower 🌹 @RoseKe254]

Sifuna mistake atafanya ni kukua deputy, Presidential seat atachukua apende asipende. Sisi ndio sifuna yeye ni Edwin.😂

[John paul @_notyourguy_jp]

I no longer dislike Mondays, I'm mature now
I dislike the whole week

[Zainab @_zmc_x]

Washing machine minutes are not real life minutes

[𝕄𝕁⭐️ @mj_brouno]

Namshikia tu bra inigine coz if Drake comes to Kenya nitarudi home ndethe

[PENNY ﾒ𝟶 ™️ @xlucidpennyx]

My coworker told me he hasn’t got a raise after everyone got theirs. I told him “closed mouths don’t get fed” he went to hr and they fired him. He didn’t get a raise because he was supposed to be fired and they forgot

[T.A.C! @OderaTAC]

Niggas start going to the gym and suddenly start calling chicken “protein”

[_marto @donmarto]

Watendawili are so goated🐐🔥
Anyway, naenda Westy nipige shots.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

August's best.

Joao Pedro is your Premier League Player of the Month! 🔥

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

and then, the smell of earth reaching your nose..

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

The signs will be everywhere ☝️

[wes @wvw_wes]

devastado que esse tweet não foi meu

[Mimosa 🤍🌎⚔️🎀 @MimosaMemes]

FK I BOUGHT THE WRONG KANYE TICKETS 😭😭

[𝐑𝐚𝐟𝐚¹⁹ꕤ ⋆˚꩜｡ | ᵏⁱˢˢ ᵐᵉ @llovedroughtt]

“Twitter is so sick and toxic”

Me the second I open it

[Amon ✧ @JustmeAmon]

Pia wewe ni Sifuna

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

“You hate Arsenal too????”

[👍🏼 @mbrma7ii]

Took Messi’s WC top scorer award and all time WC history goals right before his retirement

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

THE LAST 10 MINUTES OF THE EXTENDED LOOK OF GTA 6

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

I’ve seen enough. GTA 6 is game of the CENTURY, and I won’t hear otherwise