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[donmaxl @donmaxl]

@eric_demuth @Bitpanda Lounge-Zugang, aber bitte nicht nur Priority Pass.

[donmaxl @donmaxl]

@BellaBaddie__

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

“Your 20s will be the best years of your life”

My 20s:

[K @iiamkrshn]

“2026 is going to be my year.”

Me on April 1st:

[donmaxl @donmaxl]

@DrOetkerPizzaDE Bringt lieber wieder dieses Baby auf den Markt zurück.

[m. stanfield @resetbasis]

Me, discovering Japanese twitter

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

You can't make this up:

Iran's trading advice to US investors actually worked.

At 4:12 PM ET on Sunday, Iran's Speaker of the Parliament said pre-market news is a "reverse indicator" and if they "dump" the market, then "go long."

At 6:00 PM ET, S&P 500 futures opened nearly -1% lower and fell just 30 points away from correction territory.

By 11:00 PM ET, S&P 500 futures had reversed all losses and turned green.

Then, at 7:25 AM ET today, President Trump posted that "great progress" is being made on Iran peace talks.

Now, the S&P 500 is trading +100 points above its low seen just hours ago, adding +$900 billion in market cap.

We are in the most unusual times in market history.

[donmaxl @donmaxl]

@Grit_Capital Good morning

[donmaxl @donmaxl]

@NoahKingJr Me with my 37 followers

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@creepydotorg Starship Troopers. Great movie!

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@Heimo_aus_Steyr

[Sarang Sood @SarangSood]

People on Instagram are enjoying sunsets, vacations, destination weddings.

People on X are posting like we’re in the final chapters before civilization collapses.

Same world. Different timelines.

[donmaxl @donmaxl]

@flatex den ganzen Tag schon Fehlermeldung & jetzt komme ich gar nicht mehr rein. Fix your shit!

[donmaxl @donmaxl]

@brockpierson Memes and news

[donmaxl @donmaxl]

To infinity and beyond

[Raven @Ravenismeee]

I still don’t get the concept behind life. What exactly are we here for?

[donmaxl @donmaxl]

@MattWallace888 @grok what is he referring to?

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

The downside of having friends who don’t use Twitter is that they come to you all excited to tell you something you already knew three days ago.

[donmaxl @donmaxl]

@QuiverQuant Average price of gas in Austria $7,53

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

Me:

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Me opening Twitter every morning like it’s a newspaper.