Donna Steele

✨My phone's dead ✨

[Donna Steele @donnaasteele]

@courtneyh088 DMed you!

[Donna Steele @donnaasteele]

Sometimes my cat smells like Christmas

[UCB Theatre NY @ucbtny]

Ugh don't you just love British reality TV 😍

[Donna Steele @donnaasteele]

Steak tar tar is such a choice to eat before making out in the back of a car or in the back of a bar or in the last stall of a bazar

[Donna Steele @donnaasteele]

Hoping landlines come back after this cellular outage so I can heal my childhood trauma and finally buy this phone my mom wouldn't let me have.

[Donna Steele @donnaasteele]

Ok but what improv teacher is responsible for this Ariana Grande banger? https://t.co/PFbMMHbzwg

[Donna Steele @donnaasteele]

Watching She’s All That and crushing on Kevin Pollak is the most 30s shit I’ve ever done

[Donna Steele @donnaasteele]

most necessary flex scene?

[josephine gordone levitte @fetalgeniuss]

One thing about Zac Efron is that if you hand him the role of a son who gives his entire life to a sport his father loves and is forced to reckon with what it’s done with his personal life is he’ll give you the performance of a lifetime

[god herself @gingersalive]

The Poor Things/ Iron Claw double feature is barbenheimer for the mentally ill

[Donna Steele @donnaasteele]

Did I get overwhelmed and anxious at Christmas and drive around for 3 hours listening to ABBA? Yes. And let me tell you now, that will bring you money in 2024. https://t.co/4ZSKZeBMvW

[Donna Steele @donnaasteele]

Watching Mamma Mia will bring you good fortune in 2024

[Donna Steele @donnaasteele]

Listening to this song three times will bring you love and light in 2024 https://t.co/u5k3oMwGce

[Donna Steele @donnaasteele]

Vince Vaughn and the kid from A Christmas Story wrote a Hallmark spoof that’s actually so close to a Hallmark movie it’s not really a spoof and I love that they are just two Hallmark girlies

[Donna Steele @donnaasteele]

Elf on the shelf can’t be touched because then he can’t fly? he causes chaos at night while everyone sleeps? And he is watching you for Santa? And he seems to be an ex-felon? And he loves to hide? But also loves attention?

[Donna Steele @donnaasteele]

I don’t understand elf on the shelf, but I’m thoroughly enjoying your hours of hard work setting up his havoc.

[Donna Steele @donnaasteele]

Day 1: Emotionally attach to tree in Home Depot parking lot, bring home
Day 1-3: naked tree, let it adjust to the space
Day 3-5: add lights, shiny naked for a few days, happy Day 6: add ornaments, fabulous
Day 8-40: Forget to water, admire
Day 41: take down, seasonal depression

[Donna Steele @donnaasteele]

@brianmcdinosaur Skin too dry to cry

[Donna Steele @donnaasteele]

@garrrish Gotta get some of this snake art to think about all the time instead

[Donna Steele @donnaasteele]

@noahgittell Sending 💖 to this sweet girl 💖