Donna Patrick

I'm not crazy....my reality is just different than yours!

[Donna Patrick @donnap210]

What we get up to at the weekend! Go look! More to come! #lurcher #dogs #country #racing #fortheloveofdogs lurcher racing motivation https://t.co/FheYvp2VzB via @YouTube

[Donna Patrick @donnap210]

@JakeBhardwaj @marksandspencer Oh god!! 🤣 am I gonna get more grief from the offended Facebook mafia?!! 🤣

[Donna Patrick @donnap210]

Had my @marksandspencer cake personalisation refused today!! Had a phone call and had to change it! There is no swearing and it’s not offensive (I’m guessing the bakery gals know where babies come from?!!!)! Absolute snowflake behaviour!!

[Donna Patrick @donnap210]

@tonywriter1 @coopuk @Debra_SAFC Thank you Tony!! It’s all gone a bit mad! We find it hilarious tho! xx

[Donna Patrick @donnap210]

@coopuk @Debra_SAFC For my daughters 18th! SOME of us have a sense of humour 🙄🤣 x

[Debra Hope @Debra_SAFC]

Seriously @marksandspencer, sperm isn't a bad word and I'm sure all your bakery staff are grown ups. I bet #Aldiuk would've made it. #MakeTheSpermCake I wonder if @sainsburys @Morrisons @waitrose @coopuk and @asda would've made it 🤔

[Donna Patrick @donnap210]

@coopuk @Debra_SAFC Me!!!!!!!! 🙋🏻‍♀️🤣🤣

[Donna Patrick @donnap210]

#chefs #chef #nationwidepositions #jobs #employment #career

[Donna Patrick @donnap210]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Shitting hell!!!!!!!!

[Donna Patrick @donnap210]

The corporate accounts on this thread are killing me offfffffff 🤣🤣

[Weetabix @weetabix]

Why should bread have all the fun, when there's Weetabix? Serving up @HeinzUK Beanz on bix for breakfast with a twist. #ItHasToBeHeinz #HaveYouHadYourWeetabix

[Donna Patrick @donnap210]

@deano0206 Took me a while to make a decision! He’s sooooooooo bloody good tho!!! X

[Donna Patrick @donnap210]

Robin Thicke is #badger don’t even care!!! #TheMaskedSinger

[Donna Patrick @donnap210]

@Abby_Brake @TheRock Draw me like one of ur french girls.....🤣

[Donna Patrick @donnap210]

Turned my art skills to good use today during homeschooling! Tell me my portrait of @TheRock isn’t just #fabulous!!! #skills 🤣🤣🤣

[Donna Patrick @donnap210]

@Hermesparcels waiting on a parcel that has been “delayed” for a week now! Clearly NOT getting it moving within 24 hours!!! Automated “help” is extremely unhelpful too

[Donna Patrick @donnap210]

My amazing @CraigDavid card from my kids ❤️!! 39 today...how did THAT happen??!! 😩😩🤣

[Donna Patrick @donnap210]

@RitchieNeville And there’s me can’t even get a text back!! 😩🤣 #luckycow

[Donna Patrick @donnap210]

@EtceteraWithEst @Abby_Brake definitely how we would say it!!!

[Donna Patrick @donnap210]

@AnneMarie Eat the damn biscuits and crisps!! Ur bloody gorgeous n life is too short!!! Xx