Delmonico steak, crab cake, lobster ravioli, asparagus, with potatoes and onions. Deconstructed apple cinnamon rolls for dessert. When I get a man he’s gonna be well fed that’s fs.
My depression is like that porch goose people dress up in outfits for the seasons and holidays. No matter the season or the cute little outfit you put on it, that mfer is still a goose and that thing is gonna attack and bite you in the ass.
When I have a really bad day like today, I like to come home and watch murder documentaries because I can’t actually murder anyone. So this is the next best thing.