Donna Venzi

I'm with jake the Shape.

[Donna Venzi @donnavenzi]

The rest of us: Yeah, monarchy is not reasonable and the identity of this country isn't tied up in some rando with bloodthirsty ancestors draped in blood gems.

QWeirdoes: What if we took the same approach but with sardines?
#Peterborough

[Donna Venzi @donnavenzi]

After 30 minutes of the most infuriating @askcanpar hold music/loop, I got a human.

I've requested an escalation to corporate. Someone at @askcanpar does not have to deal with the furious customers due to their bad decisions.

Ask for a buzzer code when we check out, brainiac.

[Donna Venzi @donnavenzi]

@cmcalgary @askcanpar I've now just been on hold listening to a 30 second loop of @askcanpar claiming they are the leader in Canadian package services for almost 20 minutes.

What a joke of a company.

[Donna Venzi @donnavenzi]

I guess the only way to contact @askcanpar is on Twitter because not only do they fail to deliver packages, they fail to provide customer service during their open hours. #worst

[Donna Venzi @donnavenzi]

@goodgrieflucy So adorable! It was so fun catching up with you and looking forward to the next time!

[Donna Venzi @donnavenzi]

Jordan Peterson was my second round pick in my celebrity death pool this year. I chose him because he's a weak person who had to flee to Russia to clean his own room.

I'll happily take the point because he's unable to function without Twitter.

[Donna Venzi @donnavenzi]

I'm oddly excited that everyone else is starting to hate Bradley Cooper. I don't know shit about him and have never watched any of his movies all the way through, but he looks like someone I deeply dislike so this still works for me.

[Dave Cunningham @davecunningham]

Would you be interested in doing some psychological safety training? I'm looking for teams and individuals to trial a session with. RTs much appreciated 🙂

[Donna Venzi @donnavenzi]

@ThatEricAlper The Times they are a'Changing in The Watchmen.

[Donna Venzi @donnavenzi]

YouTube just reminded me that Moulin Rouge happened. But it reminded me that the Moulin Rouge version of Roxanne happened, and that was the highlight of that movie.

[Donna Venzi @donnavenzi]

That said, I'd be very interested to see the audit report on this vote.

I'm guessing the prepaid visa votes didn't actually follow the whole Wire protocol and Jason Kenney still got played. #ableg

[Donna Venzi @donnavenzi]

Yes, Jason Kenney sucks, but he's the ineffectual leader who didn't actively intervene in energy transition. He was a dumb devil we knew how to handle.

God help us all if this next leadership race derails this province actually reading the room. #ableg

[Donna Venzi @donnavenzi]

What's classy if you're rich and trashy if you're poor?

Having as many children as Elon Musk.

[Strange Animals @Strange_Animals]

A pile of very round, grumpy frogs. #SaveTheFrogsDay

[Notorious D.A.B. @DabAggin]

How do you say "Holy shit, this f*cking guy" in Japanese?