Donny “dingers” Sampson

5 Career HR | 16.7 handicap | BP count: 4,359 | professional horse racing handicapper

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

@AdamSchefter @agetzenberg Better football player than human being @PFTCommenter

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

I’m officially down bad #venmome #dogsout

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

Bros really taking advantage of that handicapped parking space #ferda

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

The left would absolutely despise what Donny is getting into the Memorial Day Eve. #tyfys

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

Southampton NY isn’t the easiest place to get to so I might as well get this started early!

Ticket giveaway for the US open!

Bonus points if you take a kid
(12 and under are free)

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

@Mike_kim714 Michael, these tickets would be awesome

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

Yes, he got a bid. @ClamMucker69420 #expand

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

@Mike_kim714 @Cadillac 144!!

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

@Coach_JayGruden Fuck off Jay

Give me downs at 7

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

@johnnieO Troubadour - George Strait

Real ones know the king of country

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

@ClamMucker69420 You just sold me on this app.

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

@cowabungaballs1 #SendMan

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

BREAKING NEWS: @AdamSchefter your niece could suck a golf ball out of a garden hose

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

I love Charleston #neverseensomuchclam

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

Doxing my buddy cause the sunset. #fuckme

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

@ClamMucker69420 maybe lay off the weed man

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

Uhhh what the fuck do you think mother #expand my waistline

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

Time for my yearly literacy test, yeah I think I’m still fine. Just like a sore dick; you can’t beat it #WBS

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

Yeah, I can cook #versatile

[Donny “dingers” Sampson @donniedinger69]

Don’t let donny catch a vibe. Also, never kill yourself #WBS