DonnyD

Lover of Golf

[Jamie Kennedy @jamierkennedy]

Ok... I think I've fixed the Tour Championship.

(Yes, it's a match play format)

Let me explain 🧵

[Mike Netter @nettermike]

A State Department of Fish and Wildlife sends a letter to a home/landowner asking for permission to access a creek on his property to document the decline in a certain species of unheard of frogs.

The property owners' response in the second letter is EPIC.

Letter from Dept. Of Fish & Wildlife:

Dear Landowner:
WDFWR Staff will be conducting surveys for foothill yellow-legged frogs & other amphibians over the next few months. As part of this research we would like to survey the creek on your property. I am writing this letter to request your permission to access your property.

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RESPONSE FROM LANDOWNERS:

Dear Mr. Nemel:

Thank you for your inquiry regarding accessing our property to survey for the yellow-legged frog. We may be able to help you out with this matter.

We have divided our 2.26 acres into 75 equal survey units with a draw tag for each unit. Application fees are only $8.00 per unit after you purchase the "Frog Survey License" ($120.00 resident / $180.00 Non-Resident). You will also need to obtain a "Frog Habitat" parking permit ($10.00 per vehicle).

You will also need an "Invasive Species" stamp ($15.00 for the first vehicle and $5.00 for each add'l vehicle) You will also want to register at the Check Station to have your vehicle inspected for Non-native plant life prior to entering our property. There is also a Day Use fee, $5.00 per vehicle.

If you are successful in the Draw you will be notified two weeks in advance so you can make necessary plans and purchase your "Creek Habitat" stamp. ($18.00 Resident / $140.00 Non-Resident).

Survey units open between 8 am. And 3 PM. But you cannot commence survey until 9 am. And must cease all survey activity by 1 PM.

Survey Gear can only include a net with a 2" diameter made of 100% organic cotton netting with no longer than an 18 in handle, non-weighted and no deeper than 6' from net frame to bottom of net. Handles can only be made of BPA-free plastics or wooden handles.

After 1 PM. You can use a net with a 3" diameter if you purchase the "Frog Net Endorsement" ($75.00 Resident / $250 Non-Resident).

Any frogs captured that are released will need to be released with an approved release device back into the environment unharmed.

As of June 1, we are offering draw tags for our "Premium Survey" units and application is again only $8.00 per application.

However, all fees can be waived if you can verify "Native Indian Tribal rights and status".

You will also need to provide evidence of successful completion of "Frog Surveys" and your "Comprehensive Course on Frog Identification, Safe Handling Practices, and Self-Defense Strategies for Frog Attacks."

This course is offered on-line through an accredited program for a nominal fee of $750.00.

Please let us know if we can be of assistance to you. Otherwise, we decline your access to our property but appreciate your inquiry.

“Let’s Go Brandon!”

Sincerely,
The American Citizens!

[DonnyD @donnydiver]

#smart

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

TRUMP: "For every U.S. Citizen born after December 31, 2024, before January 1, 2029, the federal government will make a one-time contribution of $1,000 into a tax-deferred account that will track the overall stock market."

"These accounts will be private property controlled by the child's guardians."

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

TRUMP: "For every U.S. Citizen born after December 31, 2024, before January 1, 2029, the federal government will make a one-time contribution of $1,000 into a tax-deferred account that will track the overall stock market."

"These accounts will be private property controlled by the child's guardians."

[Green Light with Chris Long @greenlight]

“It’s not personal, we just hate everyone,” is the Lions mentality this season… and we LOVE it🦁

[DonnyD @donnydiver]

When the mafia gives there people “no show” jobs!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

But maybe her advice is amazing 🤣🤣

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

The people who just gave Donald Trump a sweeping mandate do not want Thune or Cornyn to lead the US Senate.

They want Rick Scott. It's very clear.

Share if you agree.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

With control of the White House, the Senate, the House, and most of the State governments,

can we finally quit changing the damn clocks twice a year?

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Congratulations @realDonaldTrump on your historic victory. Let’s bring the country together and Make America Healthy Again!

[DonnyD @donnydiver]

This is probably more accurate than the poles

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

This Minnesota bakery has been conducting a 11-week long cookie poll between Trump and Harris.

Here are the results.

[Republicans @Republicans]

"I would never say that about the American people."

[Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA]

If Asheville was in NATO would they would receive hundreds of billions of taxpayer’s dollars?
What about Hawaii?

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

But why male models? @RobGronkowski

[DonnyD @donnydiver]

Why isn’t this live streamed?

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

What an INSANE last hand for all The Boys

Thank you to @bertkreischer & @tomsegura for an awesome time

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

Thank you Coach Harbaugh and forever Go Blue!

[John U. Bacon @Johnubacon]

So the CFP will come down to Principles:
Mich
Wash
FSU
Texas

or Profits:
Mich
Wash
Texas
Bama
Guess which one is going to win?
As usual, I hope I'm wrong.

[DonnyD @donnydiver]

Dumb as fuck

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🏌🏻‍♀️⛳️ #BREAKING: Governing bodies are set to announce next week a universal roll back of the golf ball, for both professionals and amateurs. (Via @GolfDigest)

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Again Connor Stalions (US Marine. Happy Birthday Connor) was employed by Michigan for 16 days after he was suspended. Neither Big 10 nor NCAA asked to speak with him. Again this has nothing to do with the truth. This was the Big 10 ganging up on Mich cause they can't beat us.

[Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA]

Within a 48 hour period the same administration that is calling for an AR rifle ban for civilians is buying billions of dollars of AR rifles for citizens of foreign nations to protect themselves.

[DonnyD @donnydiver]

Buy guns people!

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Hamas allegedly has terror cells in the United States after entering the country via the southern border, creating a fear of terrorist attacks in big cities over the next 14 months.